Trying to be hard at work…
When I have to cut short an evening with friends in order to research or write my latest review for a site (or prepare a blog entry, for that matter), more times than not I am met with the rolling of eyes and some sarcastic comment about how “hard” my work must be for me. It goes without saying that most of my friends view my Sir Randy work as anything but that. And while it may be a labor of lust, to me it is work nonetheless; especially when I’m faced with the on-going challenge of discovering a hot site worth sharing with you.
Last night I sat down to begin my research on a new site only to discover that I had somehow exhausted the sites on my “next to review” list. Yikes. It’s not the first time that’s happened but when it does, it means one thing to me: I’m forced to explore the vast data base of both gay and straight websites which I share with my (much older, less attractive, not nearly as well-endowed) brother, Sir Rodney, in search of the next Men at Play or Sean Cody or Maleflixxx.tv, or etc…
Normally I am either approached by the actual sites to review them or somehow word gets to me through friends or associates about which sites might be worth checking out. And for most of 2009 I have been really blessed in that regard. For those of you familiar with the UPDATED and NEW REVIEWS section of the Sir Randy homepage, you’ll have noticed that it’s been quite a while since I’ve posted a review for a site that really sucks (as in not in a good way). In fact, the past three sites I’ve reviewed have each (and rightfully so) been rewarded with a perfect score of 10: Bel Ami Online, C1R, and Cocky Boys.
Given the volume of sites to consider, it really is a needle in a haystack scenario where finding a worthwhile site is concerned. I’m considering a few as I write this but what really stuck in my mind last night was one of the straight sites I had a quick peak at: Freaks of Cock.
Not that this will come as any surprise, but there are some pretty bizarre straight porn sites out there: Blacks on Cougars, Food Bangers, and Gag That Granny to name a few (which, of course, isn’t to say that gay sites are immune to bizarreness). But Freaks of Cock, from what I could tell from the available trailers, is one worth sharing with you.
The premise is a familiar one: dude cruising the streets finds willing gals to suck and fuck with. The dude in question on Freaks of Cock is “O.G. Mudbone”, a not unattractive black dude with a…get ready for this…thick 14 inch cock. I know I’ve been going on a bit lately about guys with big dicks (maybe it’s the summer heat getting to me) but when I watched the trailers with O.G.in action (including almost unbelievable cum shots) , all I could think of was whether or not a cock that size could be REALLY enjoyed by another guy. It certainly got me hard fantasizing about it but in all reality when push came to shove (so to speak), chances are it would be even too much for a hungry hole like mine to accommodate.
But it was a nice distraction though. Maybe I’ll review Freaks of Cock just for the hell of it. God knows my size queen friends will thank me for it.
Cheerio!
S.R.
