The Butt Stops Here
The title of today’s blog entry reads as if I’ll be writing about my (latest) attempt to (completely) quit smoking; not a bad idea really considering how many fags I’ve had in my mouth these past few days. (Uh, by “fags”, I mean cigarettes, of course.)
But not to worry, the Butt I’m referring to in the blog title belongs to Butt Machine Boys, a crazy-good, incredibly original site I’ve just finished exploring (and reviewing, for that matter). First launched in 2001, BMB appears to have stopped providing new episodes around March of 2004, which was not good news for its followers. However, the GREAT news is that the site re-launched earlier in 2009 and is back with the sort of vengeance that will appeal to both former and new visitors to the site.
The premise is simple enough: dudes getting it on (and off) with sex machines; and by that I don’t mean another hot, excessively horny guy. I’m talking about machinery with names like The Scorpion, Crystal Palace, Mini Mite, Buddy Fucker, and The Dragon. Some of the guys get warmed up with fun toys like dildos and metal balls, that sort of thing, before being introduced to something much more intense…and unexpectedly hot, not only for the stud on the receiving end but for those of us watching the action on-line.
The production values and look of the 2009 episodes are stunning. And while there’s obviously something very sci-fi about a guy getting fucked by a dildo that’s attached to a long metal rod and being powered by something other than a couple of small batteries, it’s surprisingly erotic, too.
The first episode I checked out, “A Businessman and His Toys” features studly Brandon Monroe unwinding after a hard day’s work by (eventually) taking a hard pounding from first the Mini Mite and then the Buddy Fucker. He’s got a great ass (kind of reminds me of my own—ha ha) and it’s pretty clear that his prostate is getting one hell of a massage from the dildo attachments.
BRANDON MONROE (and The BUDDY FUCKER)
The other episodes from 2009 are equally polished and hot, including a couple that seem inspired by the “Saw” horror films. The difference here is that the off-camera captor with the distorted voice is willing to release his prisoners on the condition that they play with a few of the toys on display in the cell. And how bad can that be when the price to be released is to release a big load of cum?
Fingers crossed that Butt Machine Boys opens an on-line store at some point in the future; preferably before the Christmas season gets here, if you know what I mean.
Cheerio!
S.R.
