Mother Natured
“A teen wearing only his boxers, survives being sucked…†Sounds like a promising beginning to an uplifting story, don’t you think? Well, it is. Starts as uplifting but ends up being a letdown; for both the young gent in question and anyone hoping that the story is sexual in nature.
Last week, 19 year-old Matt Suter–who resides near Fordland, Missouri–was sucked from his family’s mobile home and thrown the equivalent of four football fields (approximately 1,307 feet), an experience he thankfully survived. And one that redefines the term “touchdownâ€.
For someone who claims to have never flown in an airplane before, he nonetheless came pretty close to becoming a member of the mile high club. (Sir Randy can think of more pleasurable ways to achieve that objective.) Well, at least he didn’t have to contend with a bitchy flight attendant or a crying baby before making his descent. For more on this story, you may want to check out ABC news.
Ciao for now.
S.R.
