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As much as I’d like to spend ALL day searching the web for hot new sites to share, or revisiting established ones like Corbin Fisher, or His First Huge Cock, it doesn’t always work out that way. The latest example to pull Sir Randy away from his laptop is Christmas, with many seasonal tasks requiring either immediate or eventual attention.

First there’s the updating of the card list—you know, which names get removed from the list for being too busy/cheap to send me a card the year before–followed by the purchasing of this year’s cards.

Then there’s addressing the envelopes, and writing something personal and sincere (without sounding too bitchy, of course) in the card that beautifully captures the spirit of the season. Up next is stuffing and sealing the damn envelopes. It’s usually at that time you realize you haven’t enough stamps in the house…

Dealing with Christmas cards is only the tip of the iceberg (and sadly, I am not referring to the Canadian vodka). The real fun begins with shopping. Who to buy for? What to buy? And where to find it? The spirit of the holiday may be in the giving but the miracle of it is in the budgeting.

At least with Christmas shopping, the quantity of eye candy increases. It’s rare that you see couples—gay or straight—shopping together in crowded malls or on the busy sidewalks of the city. And there’s nothing hotter than watching a straight stud hopelessly in search of the perfect gift for his lady…looking so lost, vulnerable and clearly in need of a helping hand (or two) from Sir Randy.

With shopping out of the way, it’s then time to lovingly wrap those gifts so that your rapt loved ones can tear into them on Christmas morning. (It’s the only time of the year that I wrap a gift with something other than old newspaper, if you can believe it. Why is a Christmas gift the exception to this rule, I wonder?)

An ex-boyfriend of mine says that “it’s better to give then receive”. Mind you, nine times out of ten when he says that it’s to explain why he’s an exclusive top, but it’s a cliché that should ring true at this time of the year. Just be mindful of what you’re giving, to whom, and the reason why, and the spirit of a holiday that can easily get out of control may suddenly make sense.

Be thankful for friends, family, or whatever makes you happiest. And be grateful that unlike Christmas, you can come more than once a year. In that respect, Sir Randy is the gift that keeps on giving long after December 25.

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