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I’m always a bit embarrassed when exploring a “new” site only to discover that given the number of years it’s been around, it’s hardly “new” at all. And when it’s a sensational solo site like Squirtz, that embarrassment is coupled by regret; regret that I haven’t reviewed the site before. Oh well, better late than never, right?

Squirtz first came (so to speak) on the scene back in April 2002 and has continued to grow and evolve over the years. It’s loaded with more than 415 gents (and just as many videos) being interviewed before they jerk off in front of the camera. Not exactly a never-be-done-before premise for a site but unlike most of the competition, Squirtz really seems to have dedicated a lot of time, thought and effort into making the experience as memorable and hassle-free as it can for members.

For example, two of the quality produced videos within the Recent Updates pages serve as a great “coming attractions” feature: Best Cumshots of the Decade, and Biggest Dicks of the Decade. What better way for one to quickly establish a list of studs of personal interest than to compile one based on how impressively they shoot or how size-queen friendly they are? (Yes, I’m that shallow.–ha ha)

Best Cumshots showcases 75 dudes unloading their money shot. Immediately grabbing my attention, in seemingly record time I might add, were 11 guys: Theo, Loran, Aaron, Deano, Xavier, Marc, Ken, Sam, Cliff and Greg. The Biggest Dicks video offers just as many appetizing reasons (50, in fact) to spend some time on Squirtz. What an inspired way to instantly engage a new member!

How the individual videos are formatted is equal cause for celebration. Each consists of 6 sections: interview, striptease, ass close-up, dick close-up, cum shot and clean-up. So whether you want to enjoy the entire video or a specific aspect of it, that’s for you to decide; your wish is the site’s command.

As for the self-pleasuring models, there really is someone for everyone at Squirtz; unless you are in the market for your meat to be aged more than 30 years. And although surprisingly not featured in either the Cumshots or Dicks videos, I found myself immediately smitten with yummy Dereck (from a January 2007 shoot).

Clearly, Squirtz has me gushing with praise…among other things.

Cheerio,

S.R.

My gods, I can’t believe the date of my last blog entry was over a month ago, on March 6, just before the Academy Awards. (BTW, I won the Oscar pool I was entered in. And that was with only 17 out of 24 correct predictions. Oh well, winners can’t be whiners!)

Now onto a movie as far away from Oscar consideration as you can get: Clash of the Titans. There are really only two reasons to see this film: getting to watch Aussie eye candy and Avatar star Sam Worthington run around in a skirt for an hour and a half, OR you lost a bet.

Okay, it’s not the worst movie you’ll ever see but it certainly isn’t worth the money you’ll have to pay to see it, especially when you take into consideration the additional coin it’ll cost you to see it in 3-D. If you’re looking to be dazzled by something in 3-D, then you best see a flick that was filmed with 3-D in mind. The decision to present Clash of the Titans in 3-D was nothing more than a cash grab on the part of the studio, which is pretty obvious with the movie’s lackluster offerings in that department. Seriously, the most impressive 3-D effects in the entire film can be found in its closing credits.

The special effects are average and some of the performances are embarrassing to watch. Ralph Fiennes is a fine actor but you’d never know it from his portrayal of Hades, the God of Hell and the Dead…and apparently scenery chewing. Liam Neeson is another actor I admire but brings nothing (except an occasional Irish accent) to his role of Zeus. Even the extras are terrible in this movie, notably the crowd scenes when Perseus (Worthington) and crew are heading out on their mission, or when the Princess is distributing bread to the poor.

Speaking of bread, it’s currently a case of Cash of the Titans at the box office. On top of the domestic charts (albeit narrowly ahead of Date Night) for a second week, the flick has amassed $110 million domestically and another $119 million in foreign markets. And with a somewhat modest budget of $125 million, it’ll probably qualify as a commercial if not critical hit. But its continued performance in the next few weeks will be telling. This past weekend, it tumbled almost 57% compared to its opening weekend. Another 3-D flick, How to Train Your Dragon, on the other hand, has been around one more week than Titans, made around $2 million less this past weekend than Titans, but only a 14% decrease from the week before.

Okay, back to Sam Worthington. The one good thing that I’m hoping will come from the success of Clash of the Titans is that coupled with Avatar, Worthington is now not only an attractive face, but a familiar one to movie audiences. Fingers crossed that on his cinematic horizon there’s a comedy (romantic or otherwise) or at least a film where he has his shirt off for an extended period of time. My gods would be pleased.

Cheerio!

S.R.

With every Academy Awards ceremony there are some categories where predicting the winner is simple, simple, simple and without any real research or homework required. This year, I think all of the acting categories fall, well, into that category.

But then there are categories where I might as well just close my eyes and blindly mark my ballot. That’s where research sometimes comes in handy (then again, sometimes not) and with any luck will separate me from the rest of the Oscar pool pack by correctly selecting a few winners that others do not. Randy is hungry for that Oscar (pool) gold.

A few blog entries ago, I placed my predictions for the “easy” categories. And now here are my selections for those categories that I am HOPING will win.

1. Best documentary feature – The Cove

2. Best documentary short subject – The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant
3. Achievement in film editing - The Hurt Locker
4. Best foreign language film – The White Ribbon

5. Best animated short film – A Matter of Loaf and Death

6. Best live action short film – The New Tenants
7. Achievement in sound editing – The Hurt Locker
8. Achievement in sound mixing – The Hurt Locker
9. Original screenplay – The Hurt Locker

My goodness, all but 2 of my predicted winners have “THE” at the beginning of the film’s title. Could I be on to something? (Or just “on something”?—ha ha)

I’ve also changed my mind where a couple of those aforementioned “easy” categories are concerned:

Achievement in cinematography – The Hurt Locker (instead of my original prediction of Avatar)

Achievement in makeup – The Young Victoria (instead of my original prediction of Star Trek)

Are you ready for Oscar night?

Cheerio!

S.R.

I saw the new film, The Crazies, last weekend (before catching the heart-stopping, gold medal-on-the-line Olympics hockey game between teams Canada and U.S.) and must say I was really impressed with just how well done the remake of the 1973 George A. Romero horror flick is. Truthfully, until the reviews started coming in I didn’t even know that an original existed; now I’m curious to check it out. Anyway, aside from the generally positive reviews and an invitation from my dim sum pal to see the film, there was another reason I was curious to see the movie: its star, Timothy Olyphant. The name may not be recognizable now but hopefully in the next little while that will change and Timothy will be a 15-years-in-the-making overnight sensation.

From what I was able to uncover, the 42 year old actor (who looks about 30) has been on the scene since 1996. I think my first exposure to him was in the
“Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys” episode of my beloved Sex and the City television series. (I must re-visit that episode again soon…) He’s subsequently appeared in many other tv shows, including Deadwood (2004-2006) and more recently on the 2009 season of Damages and an admirable volume of motion pictures, too.

Despite an impressive body of work, I can only say that I’ve recently started to take notice of Olyphant’s movies. I was surprised to read that he was in the gay flick, The Broken Hearts Club (2000), a film that I saw when it was released but didn’t remember him being in it. Ditto for the film, Go (1999) and Scream 2 (1997). Could my memory be that bad?

It was last year, and on a plane no less, when I began to see Olyphant in a different light as I viewed his film, A Perfect Getaway, a nifty little thriller that went largely unnoticed when it was released theatrically last August ($23 million worldwide, $15.5 of it domestically) but definitely worth renting if you haven’t seen it. Not only was he ever so easy on the eyes, but charismatic and a good actor. I was intrigued.

In The Crazies, Olyphant heads into leading man territory and is triumphant in his role as the Sheriff of a small town whose citizens are stricken with insanity and then death after being exposed to a contaminated water supply. Timothy Olyphant has total screen presence.

While I wait for his next feature to be released, I just may start checking out his past efforts, starting with The Hitman (2007). Although panned by critics at the time, the film nonetheless went on to score almost $100 million worldwide.

So I guess you could say I’m crushin’ a bit on The Olyphant Man. Better late than never to discover talent, right?

Cheerio,

S.R.

Although he tries hard not to be, super stud Cody Cummings is a cocktease. And I say that as a compliment. Well, sort of. I am a bottom after all. ( :

I recently reviewed Cody’s self-titled site. Although it’s not exactly a gay site—it’s more a wannabe bi-sexual destination—the man is so damn attractive I couldn’t resist the temptation to spend some time watching him in action.

There’s no question about it, Cody is hot property and has “gay man’s fantasy” practically tattooed all over his delicious body. He’s handsome, with a great smile, seemingly charming personality and with the sort of physical package that wet dreams are made of. His solo sessions are quite arousing–I lost track of the time watching him pump that gorgeous cock of his—but when he attempts to satisfy the man-on-man needs of his gay audience he mostly falls short. He certainly gets an “A” for effort though.

The gay sex is sadly limited to Cody usually allowing another guy the opportunity to give him a hand and/or blow job; in more than one instance Cody needed to get and maintain his hard-on from watching straight porn. Damn. While there is some body caressing, I couldn’t find any clips where Cody and the dude sucked face, which is a real shame because judging from the scenes involving a gal, Cody Cummings is a master at the art of kissing. And I’ve always believed that if a man can kiss well, then he’s probably a good fuck, too.

Again, based on watching Cody in action with one of the many lucky ladies he bangs on his site, he is a great lover. Attentive, sensual and with a big dick that aims to please (not to mention a muscular ass), what more could one want in a lover? Oh yeah, for him not to be strictly straight when it comes to fucking. There are MMF scenes but again it’s a no-kiss, no-fuck zone for the other gent. Talk about frustrating.

Despite my criticisms (although it’s more a case of some wishful thinking on my part), I do like Cody Cumming’s site. Reading my review will tell you that. He’s undeniably sexy and is as gay-friendly as he can be. I guess I just wish he could be gay-friendlier.

Cheerio!

S.R.

While last night’s opening ceremony for the Vancouver 2010 Olympics was primarily a showcase for all things Canadian, the introduction of the parade of athletes from all competing countries quickly made it an international affair for me; in terms of sexual fantasies, that is.

There was no shortage of studs on hand from the 80+ countries competing at The Games. Here are 20 (okay, 21) gents I wouldn’t mind sharing some Olympic wood with:

Austria – Andreas Linger (luge)

Belgium – Kevin van der Perren (figure skating)
Canada – Lascelles Brown (bobsleigh) and John Morris (curling)
Croatia – Ivica Kostelic (alpine skiing)
Czech Republic – Martin Havlat (hockey)
Finland – Tuomo Ruutu (hockey)
France – Guilbaut Colas (freestyle skiing)
Germany – Andre Lange (bobsleigh)
Great Britain – David Murdoch (curling)
Italy – Armin Zoeggeler (luge)
Latvia – Mikelis Redlihs (hockey)
Netherlands – Jan Smeekens (long track speed skating)
Norway – Magnus Moan (nordic combined)
Poland – Konrad Niedzwiedzki (speed skating)
Russia – Ilya Kovalchuk (hockey)
Slovakia – Pavol Demitra (hockey)
Slovenia – Andrej Jerman (alpine skiing)
Sweden – Mattias Weinhandl (hockey)
Switzerland – Renato Ulrich (freestyle skiing)
U.S.A. – Nick Baumgartner (snowboard)

Let the games begin!

Cheerio,

S.R.

Last week the nominations for this year’s Academy Awards were announced. That, along with the actual Oscars ceremony itself are winter highlights for me; the rest of the season can go fuck itself.

As has been the case for more years than I can recall, on Oscar night I will be crossing my fingers not only for the members of Hollywood’s talent club I’m hoping will take home some hardware but also for myself. Oscar night means Oscar pool and damn it this year I no longer want to be the bridesmaid when the tally of who predicted the most winners correctly is completed at the end of the night. Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock aren’t the only ones due for some winning recognition.

I have to say there weren’t many surprises where this year’s nominations are concerned, aside from maybe the fact that I had already seen 9 of the 10 Best Picture nominees; as of Friday, that 9 has turned into a perfect 10. But that’s not to say that there won’t be any surprises when the winners’ names are called on Sunday, March 7. And for that reason, I’ve decided to divide my predictions for this year’s Oscar winners into two categories: The Easy Ones, and The Not So Easy Ones. Welcome to the former.

1. Performance by an actor in a leading role: Jeff Bridges. He’s excellent in Crazy Heart and it’s the kind of role that screams Oscar; the Academy loves a convincing drunk. Prior to seeing Crazy Heart, my money was on yummy and talented George Clooney for Up in the Air. But George already has an Oscar and Bridges is long overdue for one. The dark horse in this category is Jeremy Renner, absolutely wonderful in The Hurt Locker.

2. Performance by an actor in a supporting role: Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds. Although probably the least recognizable name in this category, his performance should change that once he wins the Oscar. Woody Harrelson is the dark horse here, but only because hardly anyone is familiar with the film for which he’s nominated; its release has been THAT limited.

3. Performance by an actress in a leading role: Sandra Bullock. She really does carry The Blind Side and delivers a very convincing performance without going over the top. Fellow nominees Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren are already Oscar winners and Carey Mulligan and Gabourey Sidibe are seriously too young in their careers to be awarded anything other than a nomination.

4. Performance by an actress in a supporting role: Mo’nique in Precious. If Mo’nique doesn’t win for her portrayal of the “misunderstood” mother from hell, then there’s no justice. I predicted this win back in September when I attended the gala presentation of Precious at the Toronto International Film Festival, and that prediction hasn’t changed.

5. Best animated feature film of the year: Up. I don’t think Up should be eligible for best animated feature AND best motion picture—it’s like one actor being nominated for both lead and supporting Oscars for the same damn role—but whether or not it deserves to, it’ll win this category. There are enough seniors and sentimentalists in the Academy to make it happen.

6. Achievement in art direction: Avatar.

7. Achievement in cinematography: Avatar. The more I think about it, the less of an “Easy” prediction this is but I’m going to stick with it. The Hurt Locker or Inglourious Basterds could be the name in the envelope though.

8. Achievement in costume design: The Young Victoria. Royal attire from an appropriate (read: less than contemporary) period always translates into Oscar gold.

9. Achievement in directing: Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker. This is a tough category that in all likelihood will come down to Bigelow for the Hurt Locker and her ex-husband, James Cameron, for Avatar. My money is on the lady. The DGA gave Bigelow the nod and unless the Academy is filled with a surplus of male chauvinist pigs, I think it will follow suit.

10. Achievement in makeup: Star Trek. Seems like the logical choice to me but then again I never thought that La Vie en Rose would have won in 2007 or The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in 2008.

11. Achievement in music written for motion pictures (original score): Up. I don’t recall the scores for Avatar or The Hurt Locker being all that memorable. Alas, I have yet to see Fantastic Mr. Fox or Sherlock Holmes.

12. Achievement in music written for motion pictures (original song): The Weary Kind (theme from Crazy Heart). I’m hardly a fan of country music but after seeing Crazy Heart, I couldn’t wait to pick up the soundtrack, and this song is one of the reasons why. And with regards to the other nominees, does a year go by when Randy Newman does NOT receive at least one nomination in this category. WTF?

13. Best motion picture of the year: Avatar. The only competition here is The Hurt Locker and with the best director award recipient often serving as a prelude to the best motion picture of the year, if Kathryn Bigelow wins for The Hurt Locker, then a best picture upset may follow.

14. Achievement in visual effects: Avatar. Duh.

15. Adapted screenplay: Up in the Air. Although up for 6 awards, I think this will be the sole victory for the timely Jason Reitman directed flick.

So that would be part one of my Oscar predictions. Between now and awards night, I’ll weigh in where these remaining categories are concerned:

Best documentary feature
Best documentary short subject
Achievement in film editing
Best foreign language film of the year
Best animated short film
Best live action short film
Achievement in sound editing
Achievement in sound mixing
Original screenplay

Cheerio!

S.R.

I’m happy to announce the launch of an exciting new feature on Sir Randy called Pillow Talk. It feels like it’s been a long time coming (I first had the idea this past summer!) but the planning and creating has finally come to a conclusion. Thank god for small miracles. (Ha ha.) And for sure, let me know what you think!

Pillow Talk is essentially the label I’ve attached to my interview sessions with some of today’s top (bottoms, too) gay porn stars. The premise is simple: I present each stud with a series of 25 quick, personal questions covering an entertaining range of topics including an appropriate title for their memoirs, favorite film from their childhood, pet peeve, and something about themselves that might surprise others. The questions are fun, with the answers providing an equally good time…as well as a few surprises!

A new interview will be posted each week but for the launch I decided to go with not one but two yummy subjects: Jeremy Hall (of Club Jeremy Hall) and Raging Stallion David Taylor.

In weeks to come (so to speak), some of the stars you can expect hear from are C1R’s Johnny Hazzard, Randy Blue’s Chris Rockway, Marco Wilson of Men at Play, and World of Men’s one and only Collin O’Neal. But that’s just a cocktease of sorts.

As Pillow Talk is an ongoing feature at Sir Randy, there will be plenty more studs coming your way in the future. And if there’s someone you’d like to be interviewed, then don’t hesitate to e-mail me at sirrandy@sirrandy.com. After all, I aim to please. ( :

Cheerio!

S.R.

The taboo of incest is alive and well (viewed, I’m thinking) on Bel Ami On-line. For quite some time now I’ve been putting off watching the sibling sex scene between identical twins Milo and Elijah Peters, but this morning I decided to check out its for-me-at-least unchartered territory (primarily as a result of a friend insisting that I do, truth be known).

Even before the scene began, it was pretty clear that what Bel Ami is offering is afloat in controversial waters. In order to view the somewhat lengthy scene of brotherly love, the action can only be accessed via a different site other than Bel Ami (www.peterstwins.com) due to “the strong opinions held by some”.

Let it be said that Milo and Elijah have pretty smokin’ bodies; however, their boyish faces with teen-esque complexions (if you know what I mean) don’t exactly do it for me at the moment. (Give ‘em another ten years and I’m sure I’ll be singing a different tune.) Although the idea of seeing them have sex together was foreign (and a bit creepy) to me, I had already witnessed them display some unusual affection for one another in their scene with mega-hung Trevor Yates. But in that instance, their attentions were more focused on Yates’ huge cock and less on one another. No surprise there.

In their one-on-one scene, it’s a different story. There’s no special guest star to sandwich himself between the brothers; which for me at least makes a significant difference. Siblings sucking face is one thing but when things progress from that to cock-rubbing, cock-sucking, rimming and anal penetration, it really does feel like the circus has come (so to speak) to town. Granted when the video didn’t show the two gents’ faces (ie: the fucking scenes that are more concerned with showing some cock-in-ass action, vs. the faces belonging to each body part), the sex was pretty hot; but as soon as the scene included the faces of both twins as they sucked and/or fucked each other, whatever wood was in the midst of developing quickly softened like a stick of butter left outdoors in a heat wave.

It’s an interesting scene, I’ll admit that much. As awkward as it is to watch at times, the brothers clearly have an attraction to one another; but if you’re turned on by someone whose appearance is identical to that of your own, isn’t that the ultimate statement in narcissism?

I have nothing against siblings sharing their lovers (hello, Mangiatti Twins of Bound Gods!) but when the lover ends up being each other, I’d sooner read a good book then witness the family affair. I guess unless perhaps the siblings are adopted, for me incest is not best.

Cheerio,

S.R.

2009 was an especially good year for getting off on-line, courtesy of some reliable (and continuing to evolve) gay porn sites as well as some ambitious new ones trying to give the veterans a run for their money.

In alphabetical order, here are some of my personal porn highlights from this past year. If you haven’t had an opportunity to check out these sites, changing that will make for a most pleasurable resolution in 2010!

1. Bel Ami On-Line – All (size queens) hail Trevor Yates and his gorgeous, uncut mammoth cock!

2. Bound Gods, Butt Machine Boys, Naked Kombat – A tantalizing triple threat in the fetish forum.
3. Channel 1 Releasing – Chi Chi La Rue’s Midas touch continues…

4. Club Jeremy Hall – The charismatically aggressive Hall demonstrates on young jocks that hard times aren’t always a bad thing. Case in point: the “Sweaty Balls” episode.

5. Cocky Boys – On every level, Kyle Major’s site earns bragging rights as one of 2009’s best new offerings (and introduced me to such yummy hotties as Nikolay Petrov, Ludovic Canot, and Bekim).
6. Colt Studio Group – Splendid hard-core movie trailers bring new meaning to the phrase “coming attractions”.
7. Lucas Kazan – Check out Marco M’s memorable “XXX Casting” session with Ettore Tosi.

8. MaleFlixxx.tv – Highly reliable pay-per-view destination continues to provide reasons to return: Matt Hughes (Pizza Cazzone), Rafael Alencar (King Size; Obsession of D.O.), Chad Hunt (Pack Attack 3), Brad Patton & Matt Cole (Trunks 2), among others.

9. Men At Play – The sizzling British suit sex site gave itself a new look this year, with orgasmic results. Recommended studs to start (and finish) off with: Marco Wilson, Kurt Rogers, Neil Stevens, and Alejandro.

10. Rear Stable –The enormously satisfying site from Raging Stallion Studio includes the aptly named Barrett Long going the distance with a not-to-be-missed solo cum shot.

11. Stag Homme Studios – An exceptionally effective (read: oh so arousing) new site from porn superstars, and real life couple, Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho. The “Blue Collar Man” episode featuring D’Macho and sexy Bruno Fernandez-Gutierrez is an instant classic.
12. UK Naked Men – Another (always welcome) helping of UK studs that includes an addictively intense blow-job session in the “Cum Twice” episode featuring Jaxson and Axel.

The bar has been raised for the New Year. I can’t wait to see what comes my way in 2010!

Happy New Year!!!!

S.R.