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I’ve just finished posting reviews to Sir Randy for the Suite 703 sites Men Hard at Work, My Brother’s Hot Friend, and Hot Jocks Nice Cocks. When you sign up for a membership to one, you automatically have access to the other two; which is something you’ll definitely want to be doing (both signing up for a membership and accessing all three sites) if you wisely (ha ha) follow my recommendation.

From what I’ve gathered, this winning Suite 703 threesome has only been around since late 2007 but clearly whoever is behind the sites knows a thing or two about web design, the importance of easy navigation, and gay men’s favorite fantasy scenarios.

Men Hard at Work takes its lead of sorts from one of my fave sites of all time, the phenomenal Brit suit sex destination, Men at Play. The premise is simple: sex in the workplace, mostly in an office environment; which means attractive men in business attire fucking and sucking.

My Brother’s Hot Friend is also something most gay men have fantasized about at some point in their lives, I’m sure. Only on this site, getting it on with your sibling’s sexy pal is a (porn) “reality” rather than pure unrealized fantasy.

Hot Jocks Nice Cocks allows for plenty of sex between sporty studs in an athletic environment, again something that most gay men have thought about doing whether they be involved in a team sport or simply checking out some hottie at the gym.

Between the three sites, there are currently almost 100 videos to choose from; each available in 5 different formats, including an “On the Go” 5 minute version that can be downloaded to your iPhone/iPod/Apple. And you have the welcome option of either watching the full video at once, or clip by clip.

Much of the (in front of the camera) talent you find on any of these sites can most likely be found on the other two sites, which is something that often bothers me when it comes to “bonus” sites but for some reason with the Suite 703 trio, it was actually a good thing; especially when you have such a diverse talent pool that includes the unbelievably studly Trevor Knight, with his deep voice, impressive cock and aggressive (not to mention deliciously attentive) ways. This was my first time—now there’s a phrase I rarely use—ever seeing Knight in action and it’s been a while since I was so immediately impressed by a performer. His voice alone is enough to have me on all fours, but with everything else he has going for him, he’s even more irresistible. Simply put, he’s any hungry hole’s wet dream. And in his hot threesome with Antonio and Tristan at Hot Jocks Nice Cocks, the dude manages to orgasm not once but three times!

For those of you who swoon over a big and thick uncut cock that can shoot far, then look no further than the well endowed Barrett Long.

How Suite it is.

Cheerio,

S.R.

Whether it’s a good or bad thing, there’s a lot to be said for timing. Take yesterday, for example. I was “working” hard at my desk doing some “research” when for whatever reason I felt like having some sound in the background other than the two guys sucking and fucking away on my laptop; after all, I wouldn’t want my neighbors to get the wrong idea (ha ha). So I decided to turn on the television, not really knowing what to expect to find as far as selection was concerned on a Sunday afternoon.

Lo and behold if I didn’t hit a surprise jackpot: AMC was broadcasting the entire first season of its massively critical hit (16 Emmy Nominations), Mad Men. Even better, the episode that was currently playing as part of this 13 hour marathon was the last one I could recall seeing. That’s the good news. The sort of bad news was that the episode in question was episode 5; meaning that if I was so inclined, there were 8 more hours of prime TV opportunity for me to cash in on. Needless to say, it didn’t take me long to be “so inclined” (or rather, so reclined, as the case may be).

Mad Men is one of those rarities on television that oozes the kind of originality that is entertaining, mesmerizing and edgy. The one thing that immediately struck me when I first watched it wasn’t just how many of the characters were smokers—practically everyone, for the record—but how frequently and where the smoking took place. Primarily set in a Madison Avenue advertising agency and beginning in 1960, everyone in the workplace is lighting up constantly. There’s no need for taking a smoke “break” on the sidewalk with your colleagues when you can suck back a Lucky Strike cigarette right there at your desk!

And outside of the workplace, it’s even more excessive (dare I write “decadent”?). As someone who is more of a smoker than not—but trying desperately to return to the days of smoking “in moderation”—I have to say I found it equally amusing and horrifying (not to mention tempting) to watch people smoking in bed, or on the train, or the pregnant friend enjoying a cigarette with her cocktail, or for the family doctor to be smoking while consulting with his patient. The only characters on the show who weren’t smoking were the children…and family dog. It’s just a matter of time before that changes, I’m sure.

But the fact that this show is “smoking” isn’t why I find it so appealing. (But while on the topic of “smoking”, the show’s lead, Jon Hamm is definitely that, as well as being sexy and mysterious.) The writers have created characters and storylines you just can’t help but to be interested and invested in, made even better by the fantastic ensemble cast.

And the great thing about staying up until 1 AM watching the balance of Mad Men’s first season is that now I’m all set for season 2, which just so happens to premiere this Sunday night on the AMC network. Will I be working that night? Are you mad?

Cheerio!

S.R.

So I checked out The Dark Knight on Friday and was (gratefully) impressed by what the latest Batman flick had to offer. Even more so than Batman Begins (2005), the tone of TDK is, well, quite dark. Christian Bale, hands down the definitive on-screen Batman in my opinion, returns as the Caped Crusader, beefy, convincing and quietly charismatic as ever in a complex role. Unfortunately—to the disappointment of gay men and straight women everywhere–there aren’t any scenes of the studly actor walking around shirtless for extended periods of time; there is one scene at the beginning of the film, but it’s more a glimpse of his battered and bruised back. I guess to ask for a scene of him getting out of the shower and toweling off for a couple of minutes wouldn’t have exactly moved the storyline along…oh well, I’ll just have to keep that fantasy alive in the theater of my imagination.

The rest of the cast is just as impressive: Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, and pretty much the lone female in the movie, Maggie Gyllenhaal (taking over the role of Rachel Dawes that Katie Holmes created in Batman Begins).

And then there’s Heath Ledger, whose performance as the maniacal, psychotic and just plain deranged Joker is an intensely creepy sight to behold and completely worthy of the early Oscar buzz it’s been generating. I love the fact that the audience isn’t really given a back story as to how the Joker became who he is, just that he is who he is and sort of just appeared out of nowhere to wreak havoc on Gotham City. Ledger commands the screen in every scene that he appears, and the audience quickly realizes that wherever the Joker is, violence and destruction is not far off. It’s a great and mesmerizing performance by a gifted actor.

The boxoffice projections for the $180 million movie are anything but dark. Estimates for Friday alone have The Dark Knight grossing a record breaking $66.4 million. The current record holder for a single day gross is (the vastly inferior) Spider Man 3, which back in 2007 took in $59.8 million in its first day.

Looking ahead at August releases, The Dark Knight appears to be the last of the big summer blockbuster films; clearly a case of saving the best until last.

Cheerio!

S.R.

Ever since I first reviewed Collin O’Neal’s sizzling site back in March of 2007, I have been a big (and horny) fan of the man and his growing body of work. (My, doesn’t that sound naughty?–ha ha) So you can imagine my disappointment and softness–er, I mean, sadness, when news of O’Neal’s decision to retire from performing in front of the camera landed in my e-mail’s IN box.

The following is not only the retirement statement but also provides a nice history of O’Neal’s admirable career. Have a read and then be sure to pay the man a visit at his hot site.

Cheerio,

S.R.

THE STATEMENT:

Collin O’Neal, well known for being a masculine power top, has decided to retire from performing in front of the camera. “I just think now is the time to focus on working behind the camera since I feel I created a porn aficionado base that is not focused on me being in front of the camera but rather the hot new guys I find to perform for me from all around the world” says Collin. O’Neal started his porn career back in 2003 as an exclusive for HotHouse with Skuff II being the first movie he performed in with his ex boyfriend Arpad Miklos whom introduced him to the porn industry. After ending a one year exclusive contract Collin performed for Falcon, Chi Chi La Rue, Rascal Video, Raging Stallion, and Titan to name a few. “I didn’t do too many movies since I was very picky about my scene partners. I also had a full time job and attended night classes for my Masters, so I didn’t have a lot of time nor motivation to do a ton of movies.” Even though Collin did not make too many movies, Hot House owner Steven Scarborough really pumped up his image and marketed him aggressively. “I really have to thank Steven for making such a large star out of me” adds Collin.

After using his porn proceeds to buy a condo, Collin joked to his best friend Rich Richards one day while doing heavy remodeling on the condo about starting his own porn website. Rich didn’t laugh away the idea, but rather gave a very serious stare back at Collin and said “yes, let’s do it.” “I was just joking at first, but I knew I would need massive capital to start the company. Rich and I immediately stepped up the remodeling efforts and put the condo on the market to raise the necessary funds” says Collin. In 2005 Collin formed Collin O’Neal Productions, started shooting scenes amidst the construction of his condo, eventually sold it and moved to London to shoot more scenes. “London is a huge melting pot of people from around the world so I was filming with all kinds of guys and that is when the idea of ‘World of Men’ popped into my head” added Collin.

Collin eventually moved back to Miami to focus on marketing his website, www.collinoneal.com, and by chance met Chris Ward of Raging Stallion Studios when Francois Sagat requested him to be his scene partner. “Really, who would say ‘no’ to topping Francois Sagat” adds Collin. The day after filming with Francois, Chris Ward called Collin and asked him to have lunch. “Chris never told me what he wanted to talk to me about, but I was more than willing to delay my flight by one day to meet with him” says Collin. The meeting at a Thai restaurant near Raging Stallion Studios led to an immediate DVD distribution deal for Collin’s previously web only content. A few months later Collin started filming Lebanon with the financial backing of Raging Stallion. “I always wanted to film in Lebanon. I lived there for one year and I knew how gorgeous the potential model pool would be. I also had the crazy idea of filming in a bombed out building and messy Lebanese kitchen, but I could have never done it with out the financial backing of Chris Ward” adds O’Neal.

After the huge success of Lebanon which also included winning prestigious awards such as Best Pro-Amateur release at the GAYVN’s and Best Videography at the Grabby’s, Collin O’Neal’s World of Men series was well on its way to becoming a desirable brand within the porn industry. In addition to winning awards as a director and videographer, Collin also, after being in the industry for 4 years, was granted Best Cock by the Grabby’s in 2007. “It was all so much for one year. I was blown away for winning studio awards, but I also was proud of the industry recognizing my work as a performer after 4 years” adds Collin.

World of Men was created when Collin decided to take Raging Stallion Studios off his uniquely produced and directed DVD line. “I had a huge ego problem. Rich and I were working very hard on our own products and I really wanted the recognition, not just the financial gains” says Collin. O’Neal already started his company as Collin O’Neal Productions, but wanted to brand his DVD line with a more fitting name. “I had an ego problem, but not a massive ego problem. I knew I had to come up with a name that represented my work, not my ego” adds Collin. O’Neal settled on the name World of Men for his DVD line and started to replace Raging Stallion Studios with World of Men on his 3^rd release Miami shot in his home town and featured the first ever release with Roman Ragazzi. “Chris warned me about replacing Raging Stallion with World of Men. He thought retailers and consumers would not order a non Raging Stallion product, but my ego needed validation over my bank account being fed” says Collin.

After successfully creating a new DVD line, World of Men, Collin continued to move forward with an aggressive business plan with his sights set on self distribution and finally parting from the already loose relationship he had with Raging Stallion Studios. “I fought with Collin. At times pots and pans flew across the apartment aimed at me, but Collin never lets up. He had one last conversation with our good friend Chi Chi La Rue while on a cruise ship in the middle of the Mediterranean and when he hung up, his foot went solidly down on the self-distribution issue” adds Rich Richards. Over the past few months Collin and Rich hired Scott Boardman to head distribution and finally released Serbia as their first self-distributed title under World of Men last week.

Now that Collin O’Neal created a successful company that is not necessarily based on his image nor performance he feels it is time to retire from performing. “Over the past year I have invested a great deal of time managing my business and learning to work the video camera and less time at the gym. I just do not feel so good about my body in addition to meeting a special person that is not comfortable with me performing, so I made the decision to retire” says Collin. The final DVD featuring a performance by Collin O’Neal is World of Men’s Serbia where Collin and Dakota Rivers double fuck hot bottom Bijan. “I may change my mind in the future, but if I decide to perform again the scene will only be featured on my website. I feel more like a business man now and less like a porn star with an ego like others in the industry that keep performing in their own movies” adds Collin.

“Serbia” can currently be ordered and shipped immediately by contacting Scott Boardman at sales@collinoneal.biz, or by telephone at (305) 495-4767, or visit World of Men’s new website www.worldofmen.com which is now fully functional.

I have to say it’s been an enjoyable summer for films thus far, and should get even better this Friday with the release of the highly anticipated The Dark Knight; I already have my ticket for a noon screening on the day of release!. I’ve been quite impressed with most of the flicks I’ve seen: Iron Man (awesome), Indiana Jones (enjoyable), Sex and the City (wonderful, although my friends are split on whether the ending works), The Happening (not fantastic, but an effective thriller nonetheless), Wanted (lots of fun, and James McAvoy is hot); and only disappointed with Chronicles of Narnia – Prince Caspian. I wisely stayed clear of Speed Racer (watching the first 7 minutes of the film on-line at Box Office Mojo was painful enough) and The Love Guru.

But of all the films I have seen, the one that I least expected to enjoy as much as I did was Wall-E; the trailer for the film didn’t spark much interest in me when I saw it a couple of months ago. Who knew that an animated movie about a robot looking for love could be such a dazzling and moving experience for the audience? The $180 million production has almost earned back its budget with nearly $170 million in just 3 weeks of release and is even starting to generate some very serious Oscar buzz, something that’s often unheard of in summer blockbuster season. According to a recent Entertainment Weekly article, there’s even talk that the film will (should) be submitted for Best Picture consideration (vs. Best Animated Film). That certainly would make things interesting.

Chances are pretty good that Wall-E won’t be leaving theaters anytime soon, but that doesn’t mean that you should put off seeing it until later. It really is that spectacular and on so many levels.

Cheerio!

S.R.

Aside from checking them out on-line at sites such as Box Office Mojo, one of my favorite things about going to a movie theater is watching the “Coming Attractions” that (obviously) precede the feature film; on that rare occasion, the movie trailers are more entertaining than the flick I laid down some dough to see in the first place. An effective movie trailer whets the audience’s appetite for more and motivates people to part with their money once the movie opens.

I’m sure it’s been going on for longer than I’ve noticed, but recently I realized that more and more gay porn sites out there are also (and wisely) incorporating something reminiscent of movie trailers in order to attract new members. Offering up sneak previews of what you can find on the site is a brilliant and most welcome feature for anyone visiting for the first (or 100^th) time to discover.

Not surprisingly, many of the sites appearing on my Top 15 of 2007 List (found on the Sir Randy home page) have included cock teasing clips. While some, like Video Box Men, offer a limited number of preview clips per visit, others offer many more.

One in particular is the wildly addictive Brit site, Men at Play. Although one visit practically guarantees that you’ll sign up for life, there’s certainly no harm in checking out all of the preview clips beforehand; which can be found on channels 1 (auditions), 3 (hardcore), and 4 (solo). The only channel that I couldn’t locate any preview clips for was channel 2’s “Behind the Scenes”. Pity.

So if you haven’t already, see what I’m talking about on Men at Play (or most of the other top 14 sites listed on the Sir Randy home page). Enjoy these cock teasing clips, get hungry and then go in for the full meal, if you know what I mean.

Cheerio!

S.R.

One of the most highly anticipated films of the summer season–at least if you’re a woman or a gay man—stepped up to the boxoffice bar this past weekend and showed everyone that designer shoes are capable of kicking some serious ass.

Of course, I’m referring to Sex and the City, which opened in 3,285 theaters (1,000 less than Indiana Jones is playing on) in North America and took the #1 spot with almost $57 million; pretty impressive considering the film’s $65 million production budget.

Two questions immediately come to mind: Is the film good; and does it have the legs to keep itself in the Top 10 over the next few weeks?

The answer to the first question is easy (albeit only my opinion): yes; and if you are a fan of the HBO series which the film is a big screen continuation of, then make that a YES!!!!

Despite its 2 hours plus running time, not once did I find myself bored. Sure, the film looks great, the ladies fantastic, fashion is everywhere, and there’s an infectious score throughout, but it’s the writing and the performances that made it a memorable trip for me. Although the plum story line of course belongs to Carrie (SJP), where quantity may be lacking, quality can be found in the scenes devoted to Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte and the worlds in which they live.

I’m not about to discuss the various story lines—chances are, if you’re reading this, you’ve probably already seen the flick—but one thing I was hoping for and blissfully received was some sizzling piece of meat on screen to get all hot and bothered about. Forget Big, Harry, Steve and Smith, the one character whose scenes you’ll be freeze framing when the dvd comes out are the ones with Dante, Samantha’s seemingly sexually insatiable and undeniably delicious neighbor. I don’t think there’s one scene when he’s fully dressed; and most of his scenes involve him fucking at least one lucky lady. But his best scene—superficially speaking—has got to be when Samantha accidentally encounters Dante in his outdoor shower (and he invites her to join him). Not only do we get yet another look at his gorgeous body but also a quick and oh so memorable shot of his somewhat engorged dick. Here’s hoping the actor (Gilles Marini) wasn’t using a stunt double for the cock shot.

Whether or not Sex continues to rule the boxoffice in the coming weeks is hard to say. The competition is stiff—good god, “coming”, followed by “hard” and then “stiff”; it’s clear what my mind is on right now (ha ha)—and the reviews that I have read have mostly been unusually mediocre. Then again, a notable number of the less than glowing reviews have been written by critics who were beyond unfamiliar with the show in the first place. WTF is with that?

Regardless of its future in theaters, one cannot deny the film’s hit status. Everyone I’ve spoken with so far has found it to be really enjoyable, and I actually think that it’s the sort of film people will want to see more than once. And this time next week, it will easily recoup its budget. Which goes to show, I guess, that Sex sells.

Cheerio!

S.R.

I just finished reviewing Ebony Knights, a site with a name and home page that suggests plenty of content featuring black studs in action. While that alone would be reason for me to check it out—dark meat, yum, yum—once I did start to explore it I was surprised at just how much more the site has going for it.

For starters, gay content is just one fairly small component to the site. Currently of the over 15,000 scenes for (hopefully) your viewing pleasure, “only” 1,300 or so of those fall into the gay category. Within that category, roughly a quarter fill the black quota; a bit disappointing for those looking exclusively for something dark on the menu.

And “gay” is just one of 43 categories to choose from. The overwhelming majority of those categories are aimed at straight audiences but surprisingly enough—or maybe not—I found a lot of the straight scenes to have huge (sometimes literally) sexual appeal.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not about to exchange my gay card for a bisexual or het one; I still love cock and haven’t any desire to explore pussy. But some of the straight guys getting it on with the ladies are hot, hot, hot; as is the action. There’s plenty of oral and anal going on and witnessing some of these actresses reach (read: fake) orgasm is pretty entertaining. Just be certain not to have your volume setting too high; otherwise you may end up confusing your neighbors.

For those of you who read my full review of Ebony Knights, you’ll soon discover that it’s a site that I ended up liking immensely. Just not for the reasons I thought I would. Who knew deception could come with consequence-free satisfaction?

Cheerio.

S.R.

You know summer is just around the corner when the movie studios start to unleash big budget films, the current season of television begins to wind down, and Broadway announces its nominations for the Tony Awards. I’ve experienced a little of each this week…

The Good - I went and saw Iron Man on Tuesday, which for me was an awesome start to the summer blockbuster season. Being supported by both rave reviews and spectacular boxoffice ($188 million domestically to date, with another $165 million overseas), I would have been rather surprised had I not enjoyed it. And in case you haven’t already heard or read it somewhere else, if you’re planning on seeing the flick, hang in there thru the ending credits. What follows can best be described as confirmation of the (now) inevitable sequel(s). The always interesting Robert Downey, Jr. shines in the title role and it’s really nice to finally see Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeff Bridges in a hit movie; they’re all exceptional actors.

The Bad – I could barely stay awake earlier this week as the final episode of the season for MTV’s The Hills came to its conclusion. I’ve been a big fan of the guiltiest pleasure on television since it first aired, but after sitting through this mini-season and waiting (and waiting and waiting) for something exciting to happen, I’m in total agreement (see my “The Hills Are Alive…” blog entry) with the current issue of Entertainment Weekly when it keenly observes that if the show doesn’t do something soon to keep its audience interested, then “it may be time to head for a new set of hills”.

The Tonys – I’ve never been the kind of fag to pay a lot of attention to Broadway shows or the Tony Awards (to be televised on June 15) for that matter—which isn’t to say that I don’t enjoy Broadway when I’m visiting the Big Apple–but that all changed when I saw Xanadu on Broadway last summer. For anyone familiar with my blog, you’ll remember me first going on about how the infamous 1980 Olivia Newton-John cult classic musical (an oddity that I absolutely love, for the record) was going to be made into a Broadway show; and then I was thrilled when it opened to unexpected rave reviews from many of the influential theater critics in NYC turning it into the surprise hit of the season; and then how all of the hype that I had absorbed on-line about the show was effortlessly surpassed by my ecstatic reaction when I saw Xanadu in person in the summer of 2007. Since then, I’ve made weekly visits to the Broadway World site to monitor how the show is doing (over 400 performances to date, and $12 million plus at the boxoffice) and have continued to check the cool Xanadu on Broadway website on a very regular basis. So you can imagine my delight when it recently picked up an Outer Critics Circle Award for Best New Musical and then earlier this week was nominated for 4 Tonys, too: Best Musical, Actress, Book, and Choreography. I was disappointed and shocked that Cheyenne Jackson (as talented as he is hunky) wasn’t nominated in the Actor category, or that Mary Testa and Jackie Hoffman (as deliciously evil muses) were overlooked. Needless to say, this will be the first time ever that I watch the Tony Awards; here’s hoping it will be worth my while!

God (or Goddess) only knows what treasures and/or turds await me next week…

Cheerio!

S.R.

One of the reasons I so enjoy checking my e-mail on a regular basis is the occasional delightful surprise that awaits me. And there’s no better day to be on the receiving end of something delightful than a Monday. Today I was greeted by the news that Dr. Richard has returned!

Who is Dr. Richard, you may be asking yourself? Only the sexiest “doctor” on-line, with the most memorable bedside manner; although that’s something I sadly haven’t any first hand experience with.

I first encountered the studly doctor back in October 2006 when I was visiting one of my favorite places to hang out, the phenomenal suit sex site, Men At Play. I was simply blown away—if only (ha ha)—by not only his handsome and (initially) suited appearance (6 feet tall, early 30’s, salt and pepper hair, well groomed beard, awesome physique…and did I mention his 9.5 inch cock?) but also by how effortlessly seductive he was with his lucky patients. Watching this guy kiss another man was enough to have me sporting some instant wood, but when I saw what he could do with that dick of his, I nearly fainted from the fantasy of it all.

According to the site, until today Dr. Richard’s last appearance on Men At Play was back in March of 2007. Including the most recent addition to his catalogue of content, there is a total of 6 videos for you to enjoy. And trust me, enjoy them you will; mind you, not only his clips (and the sexy hunks he’s matched up with) but the entire site. Honestly.

For those of you who, like me, find yourself completely mesmerized by the Doc and his cock, you can find more of him on the Stud Sex Tour site, another rewarding destination to visit. But on the SST site, he answers to the name “Dillon”.

If I could arrange my next physical with him, I’d call him anything he wanted me to; assuming of course that my mouth wasn’t full at the time.

Here’s hoping that Dr. Richard is on call more often in the future.

Cheerio!

S.R.