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If I didn’t know any better, I’d say I’ve become a bit of a size queen; at least where this blog is concerned.  My last entry (so to speak) was courtesy of foot long legend-in-the- making Brit Matt Hughes; not long before that, I was drooling over sexy Jeremy Hall’s lovely tool. Today, I find myself wanting to share two other hung studs with you. So I will. Why?  Well, why the hell not, I say.

First up is Aussie-born Brad Patton (who actually retired from the industry back in July 2007), a big blond beauty with a monster cock; nice, long and uncut, VERY thick and juicy.  I stumbled upon Patton while (in between reviewing new sites) visiting the addictive pay-per-view site, MaleFlixxx.tv, and specifically checking out the hot flick Trunks 2. Patton appears in Scene 5 along with another yummy stud, Matt Cole, and the heat generated between these two gents is hot, hot, hot. The sight of the sun-kissed Patton practically bursting out of his yellow Speedo hooked me immediately.  And then when the beast was unleashed, well, I think I damn well nearly fainted.  What a pleasure to watch Cole sucking that hard cock of Patton’s (both clearly enjoying themselves) and then to watch Patton pounding his co-star’s hungry hole to the point that they both shoot admirable loads.  It’s one of those scenes that once you’ve finished watching, you actually are tempted to watch the entire scene over again.

BRAD PATTON

Looking at Brad Patton (at great length, I might add; hey, no pun intended) made me think of another (also retired, I believe) superstar of gay porn: the one and only Ken Ryker. Like Patton, he’s tall and beefy with a massive cock. Ryker was one of my first gay porn crushes and courtesy of MaleFlixx.tv, I was able to access some of his clips.  I had nearly forgotten how gorgeous this man’s body is (was?), and how large his cock is (11 inches, baby). Good memories, indeed.

KEN RYKER

Can you remember who your first gay porn crush was? And who’s your current one? I’d love to know so feel free to e-mail me at sirrandy@sirrandy.com.

Cheerio!

S.R.

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