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Wouldn’t it be great if Xmas morning could magically become XXXmas morning courtesy of your favorite on-line porn star? What better gift under the tree—or between the sheets–to unwrap and enjoy privately before having to face the rest of what promises to be for most an exhausting day of family, friends and food. If you’re going to feast on some meat, then wouldn’t you prefer for it to be the kind that will leave you feeling satisfied but not bloated; the kind that will stretch your mouth but not your waistband?

Who would you choose as Santa’s hopefully not-so-little helper on December 25? Is there one stud that you’d put at the top of your Christmas list? (I’ll show you mine if you show me yours…)

If you’re stumped for a studly stocking stuffer, then for consideration purposes, Sir Randy is more than happy to share his wish list with you. What can I say, I give (and take) ‘til it hurts…so good, that is.

1. Max Grand - He may be a Grand but is also one in a million; sexy, hung, uncut, tall, dark and handsome, and an awesome, attentive, hot lover with a manly body that seems to only get better with age. He’s also a seasoned veteran of gay erotica, which means that his talents are thankfully on display at many sites, one of the best being Maleflixxx. Sir Randy would be a year of nice for a night of naughty with this stud.

2. Dean of Straight College Men – There’s something about Dean—well, actually plenty—that is winning. He’s a sweet muscular dude with a seductive smile, playful sense of adventure and a master of the full body massage. Better still are his frequent and welcome appearances at this site.

3. Reese of Randy Blue – Check out Reese in his cowboy hat, with his Batman tattoo and his beautiful, ass-opening big cock. It’ll leave you breathless…and ever so hungry.

Of course Sir Randy’s complete list is bigger than this but the more I get to thinking about it, the harder I find it to cock—er, I mean concentrate.

Stay tuned for my Hot Ten Sites list of the year sometime in the next few weeks!

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