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I had the strangest dream about Paris last night. Only it was in the morning and well, the dream was more of a nightmare. And I was awake when it happened. But it did involve Paris; not as in the city but as in Hilton.

En route to the washroom to enjoy my morning ritual of a nice, soothing hot bath, I turned on the television with hopes of catching (and listening to) a music video or two to help me start my day on the right note. Maybe Nelly Furtado’s “Promiscuous” or Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie”; either would help ease me into the steaming waters of my bathtub, not to mention the rest of my day.

Instead, I was held prisoner (not to be confused with “captivated”) by Heiress Hilton’s latest offering to the masses: her singing voice and an equally bad video to compliment it. The title of the song is “Stars Are Blind” but “This Star is Tone Deaf” might be more appropriate. Ouch, ouch and ouch.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not usually a Paris basher. I thought she was charming and quite funny on the first season of “The Simple Life” with then gal pal Nicole Richie. I respected her enough not to view her now infamous sex video. Then again, I’m not exactly someone who supports her career either. Didn’t buy her book, didn’t see “House of Wax” and I sure as hell won’t be purchasing her music either. I don’t mind spending money to listen to a multi-millionaire singer (god knows there are enough of them) but I’m also not one to support someone so clearly closer to novelty act than musical artist; unless by purchasing the CD I’m entitled to a complimentary weekend in one of the Hilton hotel suites of my choice. Come to think of it, include return airfare, too.

I’m sure Paris’ “Stars Are Blind” video will be coming to a tv screen near you, and in power rotation, no doubt. But you can also find it at the fantastic You Tube website.

I can hardly wait to see how well the single and the CD perform on the charts. Time will tell…

Cheers!
S.R.

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