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Archive for October, 2010

Halloween Treats

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

What with this weekend being Halloween, I’m finding myself in a somewhat visual, not to mention horny, mood. Whether you’re attending a house party or hitting a club, there are always some great costumes worth checking out…and hopefully the guys wearing them, too. So I thought I’d come up with a list of costumes and studs I’d most like to have as either trick or treat tomorrow night.

In alphabetical order:

daredevil-ben
Ben Affleck in Daredevil

superman-returns
Brandon Routh in Superman

fantastic-four
Chris Evans in The Fantastic Four

chris-pine
Chris Pine in Star Trek

batman
Christian Bale in The Dark Knight

daredevil-collin
Colin Farrell in Daredevil

daniel-craig
Daniel Craig in Casino Royale

eric-bana
Eric Bana in Star Trek

300
Gerard Butler in 300

indy
Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark

hugh
Hugh Jackman in X-Men

patrick
Patrick Wilson in Watchmen

russell-crowe
Russell Crowe in Gladiator

viggo
Viggo Mortenson in Lord of the Rings

Who am I missing?

Cheerio!

S.R.
sirrandy@sirrandy.com

Roman Holiday

Monday, October 18th, 2010

When I began to research the wonderful Tribal Male site for review purposes, I really wasn’t sure what to expect in terms of content. Promoted as essentially a time capsule of re-stored gay extreme hardcore S&M films from the late ‘60s thru the early ‘80s, I braced myself for lots of leather and some silly, dated action. What I didn’t expect was a fascinating journey to the origins of gay porn, not just limited to cliched S&M shenanigans, and a gateway to some timelessly sizzling films. One in particular was surprisingly riveting and tremendously arousing: Centurians of Rome. (The producers either failed to notice the misspelling of “Centurian”, or didn’t give a fuck.)

centuriansofrome

Tribal Male’s simple description of the film sums it up nicely: “This blockbuster epic tells the tale of Roman countrymen sold into slavery during Caligula’s reign. 31 luscious men sprawl across the screen in their passionate fight for freedom and man-love.”

And a blockbuster it is by porn standards at the time (1981), with a production budget of nearly $100,000. It’s one of those rare feature length porn films that you actually find yourself NOT wanting to fast forward to the sex scenes. Sure the dialogue and acting aren’t exactly Oscar-worthy but they are easily good enough to keep you interested, wanting more. Even better, it’s also the kind of porn film that once a sex scene is over, don’t be surprised if you find yourself wanting to re-watch it almost immediately.

There’s no shortage of men (and nice dicks) in this film but the one (man, not dick) that stood out for me most is bearded stud, George Payne, who plays Demetrius, one of the dudes forced into a life of slavery and in Payne’s case, the role of the Emperor’s next boy toy.

Payne’s rugged appearance, wavy brown (or is it black?) hair and modestly but nicely defined body make for some pleasing eye candy. Even better is his cock, the perfect size for taking to the back of one’s throat; and his balls, just begging to be licked and sucked….oops, I’m getting a little carried away here. Sorry about that. : )

But what I found most appealing about Payne was the fact that for the majority of the film he’s in shackles or tied up, helpless to defend himself against the sexual advancements of others. And while he stares at his hungry, horny attackers with contempt in his eyes, his cock loves every minute of the servicing it’s getting. What a turn-on; but I can’t decide if it’s because I place myself in the position of Payne, or in the position of his attackers.

Who knew that I could find bondage to be so arousing? And who would have expected for this apparently sudden awakening to come as the result of a site with a film nearly 30 years old as part of its content.

What can I say? Tribal rules.

Cheerio,

S.R.
sirrandy@sirrandy.com

Battle of the Network Studs

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

I’m dating myself with this statement but I remember as a child watching television specials called Battle of the Network Stars. From what I can recall (yes, it was that long ago) the specials featured different actors and actresses from the then big three U.S. networks (ABC, CBS, and NBC) competing against one another in a variety of sporting events. As the new TV season is officially underway, and being a horny gay man, I got to fantasizing about which of the current crop of sexy studs I’d like to see get all hot and sweaty with one another…in the name of good television, of course. I’m shocked at just how many almost instantly came to mind.

In alphabetical order:

alex-o-loughlin
Alex O’Loughlin (Hawaii Five-O)
alexander-skarsgard
Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood)
NUP_139423_1040.jpg
Blair Underwood (The Event)
undercovers
Boris Kodjoe (Undercovers)
chris-meloni
Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: SVU)
bones
David Boreanaz (Bones)
dominic-nurse-jackie
Dominic Fumusa (Nurse Jackie)
eric-dane
Eric Dane (Grey’s Anatomy)
ian-vampire
Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries)
jared-supernatural
Jared Padalecki (Supernatural)
jensen-supernatural
Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)
jesse
Jesse Metcalfe (Chase)
joe-true-blood
Joe Manganiello (True Blood)
jon-hamm
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
josh-hopkins
Josh Hopkins (Cougar Town)
kyle-chandler
Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)
glee
Mark Salling (Glee)
neil-patrick-harris
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
peter-nurse-jackie
Peter Facinelli (Nurse Jackie)
peter-krause
Peter Krause (Parenthood)
ryan-kwanten
Ryan Kwanten (True Blood)
sam-true-blood
Sam Trammell (True Blood)
scott-caan
Scott Caan (Hawaii Five-O)
steven-r-mcqueen
Steven R. McQueen (Vampire Diaries)
tom-welling
Tom Welling (Smallville)
trevor-90210
Trevor Donovan (90210)

Have I missed anyone? : )

Cheerio!

S.R.
sirrandy@sirrandy.com

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