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Archive for November, 2009

Play Time!

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

When my contact at Men at Play advised me that the sizzling suit sex site was undergoing a revamping of sorts, I was a little concerned. After all, how do you improve upon perfection? With (mastur)bated breath I waited for the reveal date to arrive. And when that day recently came, it wasn’t long before I did, too.

While the look of Men at Play has changed—it has a sleeker, more sophisticated feel to it now–fans will be delighted to know that much of what made the site so phenomenal remains in tact: easy navigation, high quality productions, and of course gorgeous men engaging in some of the hottest sex on the internet.

I don’t know what it is about a man in a suit that drives me crazy with desire but whatever it is, Men at Play captures it beautifully and erotically. Maybe it’s the allure of what lurks beneath the suit, the eventual, gradual and inevitable removal of the jacket, the pants, the shirt until all that remains is a stiff, hard cock and a neck tie. Unlike any other site out there, the clothing is instrumental in the turn-on process; it’s like visual foreplay.

It certainly doesn’t hurt that all of the (initially) suited up studs are unbelievably but not intimidatingly physically fit. And if you are a fan of uncut hotties, then you’ve really hit the jackpot here.

Where to begin is almost as difficult of a decision to make as deciding when to finish once you’ve logged on to this site. I wouldn’t kick any of the talent out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean, but current (and by that, I mean recently added to the site) favorites include Alejandro (blond, big eyelashes, lovely cock) and sexy, passionate stud Marco Wilson (okay, I’m totally crushing on this guy; great kisser with a yummy cock that he knows how to use to great effect). There are also plenty of sex-sational veterans on hand, too: Kurt Rogers, Francesco D’Macho, Ted Colunga, Ross Hurston, Rick Bauer, the list goes on. (Did I mention that there are over 130 models to be found at Men at Play? Talk about a beef buffet.)

MARCO WILSON

MARCO WILSON

KURT ROGERS

KURT ROGERS

It’s no surprise that I’m a huge fan of Men at Play; I have been for years. And if you’re not already familiar with the site then do yourself a favor and do something about that soon. Consider it an early Christmas/Holiday gift to yourself. MaP is the sort of site that really is suit-able for any and all tastes. And you know what they say about all work and no Play…

Cheerio!

S.R.

Staggering Hommes

Monday, November 9th, 2009

If only all new sites were like Stag Homme Studios, the world of gay porn would be a much easier one to navigate and review. Unlike other sites in their infancy, Stag Homme races out of the gate with winning confidence, successfully anticipating and fulfilling the needs of its members. Many other sites that are new to the scene often suffer some pretty significant growing pains in the first year or so, but the only growing or pain to be found at Stag Homme is the sweet and welcome kind one associates with a hard cock.

DAMIEN CROSSE

DAMIEN CROSSE

FRANCESCO D'MACHO

FRANCESCO D'MACHO

It’s no wonder really, what with SHS being an apparent labor of love for its creators, super studs (and real life couple) Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho, both seasoned veterans of gay porn and each undeniably H-O-T, any way you (un)cut it. Fans of either man will be especially delighted by the fact that either (and often both) is featured in many of the smoldering suck-and-fuck scenes on-hand. And then there are their co-stars, some equally familiar faces like the very sensual Jean Franko and others less well-known but who come across as very comfortable in front of the camera. One such gent is gorgeous Bruno Fernandez-Gutierrez, who’s name and cock are both quite the mouthful, and who is incredibly memorable (not to mention fantasy worthy) in his video with D’Macho, Blue Collar Man. I actually ended up watching that clip twice (in a row) before moving onto some of the other arousing scenes.

There’s also a cool feature which most (if not all) gay men will enjoy, and that’s the mini-series entitled 30 Loads of Facials, which involves either Crosse or D’Macho giving blowjobs to anonymous straight or bi-guys. Yum, yum AND yum.

Stag Homme Studios may have arrived in the latter part of the year but this is clearly also a case of saving the best to last. One trip there is all it takes to reach that conclusion. Welcome Homme!

Cheerio!

S.R.

In Search of Fair-to-Normal Activity

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I checked out the much-hyped, beyond low-budget ($15,000—damn, my line of credit balance is higher!) supernatural flick, Paranormal Activity. Already considered a phenomenon by critics and audiences alike (and with a $75 million box office return to date), I was looking forward to seeing this reportedly suspenseful and fright-filled Halloween treat in an atmospheric and darkened theater. Instead I found myself somewhat tricked by the flick, not to mention disappointed and surprisingly frustrated.

Don’t get me wrong, I like the movie. But while it has its fair share of what-the-hell-is-going-to-happen-next moments, like many horror films P.A. suffers from having an idiot as one of its major characters. And when a film essentially only has two main characters, and one of them turns out be an arrogant moron, then (for me at least) I tend to find myself cheering for the wrong character (“Goooooo demon!”) which I don’t think is the film maker’s intention.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Paranormal Activity is essentially a haunted house film about a couple (Katie and Micah) who moves into a new home and soon discovers that they may not be the only occupants there. As things continue to (more or less) go bump in the night, Micah sets up a video camera in the couple’s bedroom in order to capture on tape any ghostly nocturnal activity that may be going on during regular sleeping hours.

In addition to that, a paranormal researcher comes to the home for a consultation; while he admits that there’s nothing he can do for the couple, he highly recommends that Katie and Micah contact a well-renowned demonologist who can help, since what appears to be responsible for the present haunting is in all likelihood a demon who’s been in pursuit of Katie since her childhood.

Up to this point, the movie has intelligently and realistically folded. It’s also at this point that the movie derails courtesy of Micah’s sudden behavioral transformation from caring, sensitive boyfriend into a controlling, selfish, stubborn, obnoxious, unthinking Neanderthal concerned more with pissing off the demon than protecting his girlfriend; she essentially takes on the role of demon bait. Imagine being the Damsel in Distress only to discover that the Village Idiot is in charge of rescuing you?

Micah does everything in his power to aggravate the demon (verbally taunting it in an attempt to have it reveal itself, which of course wouldn’t accomplish anything anyway; offending it with the introduction of a Ouija board, etc…) and eventually succeeds; but that genius achievement comes at a high price.

Katie’s not much better but she can be somewhat forgiven, what with having to deal with the attentions of a stalking demon at night and an idiot for a boyfriend during the day. Mental and physical exhaustion like that would eventually take a toll on anyone; so instead of continuing to fight Micah on every new hare-brained idea of his, she tolerates (not to be confused with humors) him to the point of effortlessly sealing both of their fates.

So here’s where my frustration comes in. After an expert in paranormal activity advises you that there is (not even MAY be) a demon-on-a-mission in your house (we’re not talking Casper the Friendly Ghost here either) and gives you the phone number of a demonologist, wouldn’t you call the guy immediately? Sure, Micah’s paranormal skepticism and Tarzan-like protectionism where his girlfriend is concerned makes sense at first but after a few nights of increasingly horrifying demon shenanigans, captured on tape, no less, wouldn’t he be inclined to take a chance on a professional’s expertise? Last time I checked, an exorcism doesn’t exactly scream DIY. And if Katie fully realizes that she is the reason the demon is in the house, why wouldn’t she phone the demonologist herself, rather than bitching to Micah two weeks after the fact that she should have?

Eventually Katie does call the demonologist and when she can’t reach him she brings back the paranormal expert a second time. He’s in the house no more than 20 seconds before sensing the evil (and very irritated) demonic housemate, and hightails it out of there fast; but not before sharing with Katie and Micah that the demonologist will be back in a few days and that they should absolutely contact him before it’s too late.

Did I mention the part about the paranormal expert not being able to get out of Katie and Micah’s house FAST ENOUGH? So even if it’s inevitable that the demon will eventually track Katie down, wouldn’t it be an idea to maybe play hide and seek (in a hotel room as high up as possible) until the demonologist is back in town? Or maybe go stay with friends who live in a high-rise? After all, when was the last time a haunting took place in either a condo or an apartment? Or why not treat yourself to a spa weekend (far enough) away? Or how about the nearest homeless shelter?

I may be making more out of this than necessary (consider me momentarily possessed by frustration) but had Paranormal Activity shaken its own demons by considering a few more what-would-an-intelligent-person-do options before its inevitable conclusion, then that could have been the difference between a good film and a classic.

Cheerio!

S.R.

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