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Kinky Hat Trick

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Although more interested in the guys who play hockey than the sport itself, one hockey term I am familiar with is the “hat trick”; which is used to describe when the same player scores three times in one game. I’m thrilled to share that I have just experienced (and thoroughly enjoyed) the gay porn version of a hat trick with the sites Butt Machine Boys, Bound Gods, and Naked Kombat; all three come courtesy of Kink Men.

Earlier this month (September 1) I dedicated a blog entry to the very original (and just as addictive) Butt Machine Boys, what with all its toys and sex machines and hotties getting the prostate massage of a lifetime, etc… OH MY! It really was the kind of site that had me immediately intrigued, hooked and in instant anticipation of the next episode.

DAK RAMSEY is one of the BUTT MACHINE BOYS

DAK RAMSEY is one of the BUTT MACHINE BOYS

With that pleasurable site exploration behind me (so to speak), I decided to take a chance on Bound Gods. Again, instant pay-off (read: arousal) as I fell under its spell of consenting studs indulging themselves in the pleasure and pain of such things as handcuffs, rope, leather, PVC, flogging, suspension fucking, whipping, clamps, electricity, etc… I have to say, even if you don’t think you’re into that particular scene, the presentation and production values of Bound Gods may have you re-considering your position. I know it’s certainly opened a few doors of surprising possibility for me where my desires are concerned. And that doesn’t happen as a result of most sites, I must confess.

BOUND GODS' DERRECK DIAMOND & SPENCER REED

BOUND GODS' DERRECK DIAMOND & SPENCER REED

The third Kink Men site that I reviewed this month is Naked Kombat; again, a bit unusual and again, with oddly titillating results. The premise is simple: two gents in a sort of wrestling match that consists of four rounds. The first three rounds involve the same man-on-man wrestling activity but what distinguishes one round from the next is the “uniform”. Round One has each dude in a tight bathing suit, Round Two begins with each in a jock strap (which neither guy is wearing for very long), and Round Three each man is naked, naked, naked. Points are awarded for successfully making moves like gut-punching, balls-grabbing, ass-slapping, cock-to-the-face, and cock-stroking. Round Four is also known as the Sex Round, because that’s when the winner is announced; at which point the “loser” becomes his sex slave for the duration of the round. The first three rounds act as foreplay while the final round is a satisfying session of sucking and fucking, sweat and cum.

DRAKE JADEN & DEAN TUCKER are ready for some NAKED KOMBAT

DRAKE JADEN & DEAN TUCKER are ready for some NAKED KOMBAT

Butt Machine Boys, Bound Gods, and Naked Kombat: a BDSM and fetish triple threat that hurts soooooo good.

Cheerio!

S.R.

TIFF Talk, TIFF Talk

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

For the second year in a row, will the voice of TIFF audiences launch a film towards the Best Picture Academy Award bull’s eye? I think so.

The Toronto International Film Festival got underway last Thursday night and continues until the 19th of this month. The question on everyone’s mind is whether this year’s line-up will reveal another success story like Slumdog Millionaire, the Danny Boyle film that was scheduled for straight-to-dvd hell until TIFF audiences saw it (me included) and voted it their favorite film, thereby sending it on a magical, miraculous journey that would ultimately result in nabbing a truckload of Oscars, including one for Best Picture.

Unlike in 2008, when my TIFF companion and I saw 25 films in 10 days—contrary to what most people might think, screening 3 films in a day is exhausting and not very glamorous–this year we decided to instead see closer to 10 films. And with one exception thus far, I have thoroughly enjoyed my selection of movies.

First up for me was last Thursday’s screening of Pedro Almodovar’s latest film, Broken Embraces, starring the beautiful Oscar winning actress, Penelope Cruz (who was there to introduce the film). While perhaps not his best film, it was definitely well-done, entertaining and worth seeing; especially if, like me, you are a fan of the director.

PENELOPE CRUZ in BROKEN EMBRACES

PENELOPE CRUZ in BROKEN EMBRACES

Friday was double feature for me: Rabia, a very effective Spain/Colombia co-produced thriller of sorts, about a man who after accidentally killing his (construction foreman) boss hides out in the attic of the home where his unaware girlfriend works and lives; it’s an environment that isn’t always a safe one for her, and something her boyfriend can’t get too obviously involved in for fear of being discovered and arrested by the authorities.

Rushing from one theater to another (where my boyfriend was kindly saving seats for me and my TIFF companion), the next film that night was SUCK, a very fun and funny rock ‘n roll vampire flick filled with a ton of cameos including Alice Cooper, Moby, Henry Rollins, and Iggy Pop (who at first my boyfriend thought was Fabio, if you can believe it; good lord).

JESSICA PARE in SUCK

JESSICA PARE in SUCK

With Saturday came two more flicks, Dirty Saints, a mess of a film from Argentina that was pointless and boring, and The Sunshine Boy, an Icelandic documentary about autism that was at once fascinating, informative, heartbreaking and life-affirming. With narration by Kate Winslett and a timely subject, this doc should easily find an audience (and deserves to) in the coming months.

ICELANDIC DOC THE SUNSHINE BOY

ICELANDIC DOC THE SUNSHINE BOY

Sunday’s screenings included the Danish film, Applause, featuring an Oscar worthy performance by Paprika Steen as an actress struggling with her battle against alcoholism after a lengthy stay in rehab; and an American film which could very well be this year’s Slumdog Millionaire when awards season comes around.

PAPRIKA STEEN in APPLAUSE

PAPRIKA STEEN in APPLAUSE

The film I’m referring to is the Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry executive-produced Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire. Both were proudly on stage to discuss their involvement in and love for the film. (And Mariah Carey, almost unrecognizable AND surprisingly effective in the film, was also on-hand, too.)

MARIAH CAREY in PRECIOUS

MARIAH CAREY in PRECIOUS

Precious is the only gala I’m attending at TIFF this year, but it looks like I selected THE gala, if you know what I mean. The buzz surrounding the film has been huge and after viewing it, I have to say completely justified.

Given its subject matter, a teenager pregnant for the second time by her own father, living with a physically and emotionally abusive mother, who can neither read nor write but is trying to make a better life for herself, Precious is not an easy film to watch at times; but the power, and message of hope it carries makes it a stunning achievement in filmmaking.

MO'NIQUE in PRECIOUS

MO'NIQUE in PRECIOUS

Early Oscar predictions (from yours truly) for this film include: Mo’Nique (who I can’t imagine NOT winning the Supporting Actress award for her terrifying and ultimately heartbreaking portrayal of Precious’ mother from hell), Adapted Screenplay, Director Lee Daniels, Original Song (by Mary Jane Blige, also at the gala) and Picture.

As I believe either Daniels or Perry said at the film’s screening this past Sunday, Precious is this generation’s The Color Purple. But while that film garnered 11 nominations back in 1985, on Oscar night it went home empty handed. Something tells me that will be one thing the two films won’t have in common when the winners are announced at next year’s Academy Awards.

Cheerio!

S.R.

Labor Day Gang Bang

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

No one wants to work on Labor Day and yesterday I wasn’t the exception to that rule. So instead of beginning work on reviewing a new site, I decided to revisit an old and reliable favorite of mine, Maleflixxx.tv, and do something I had never done before: watch an entire movie.

In the past, when I’ve been on Maleflixxx.tv I usually look for individual scenes from films and then check those out to my heart’s (and hard-on’s) content. It’s really a case of exercising some time management skills on my part by enjoying one scene vs. taking on all of them.

Speaking of which, the flick I decided to treat myself to for an hour and a half was Hot House’s gang bang-o-rama, Pack Attack 3: C.J. Knight. Aside from Knight, it features (sound the horse-dick alarm!) Barrett Long and Chad Hunt as well as studs Jed Willcox, Rod Barry, and Jude Collin.

C.J. KNIGHT AND (trust me, it's him) CHAD HUNT

C.J. KNIGHT AND (trust me, it's him) CHAD HUNT

Although I’ve certainly enjoyed my share of group sex (on-line, of course) I don’t recall ever witnessing a gang bang unfold in its entirety. Now I can say I have; it probably won’t be the last time I do either.

Albeit it directed action (to what extent I’m uncertain of), the group dynamic of PA3 was an interesting and highly arousing one. The premise is simple: a designated bottom services (and is serviced by) a group of tops until everyone shoots at least one load before the final credits roll. Like any ensemble piece, it’s the collective performances of the cast that either makes a film a success or not, and for me that’s what made PA3 ultimately so hot for me.

The leader of the “pack” is clearly Chad Hunt, an older (but not old) tattooed alpha male with a cock that appears to remain long, thick and hard for almost the entire length of the film. He’s confident, controlling and an incredible fucking machine. And while he shares lucky bottom C.J. Knight with the rest of the pack, it’s obvious that he’s running the show.

CHAD HUNT

CHAD HUNT

The other studs all assume their roles effectively, too. Rod Barry, with an equally aggressive mouth and body, aspires to be the leader but must settle for being second in command. Barrett Long’s strength is in his length (the man’s uncut cock demands respect from the others), and Jude Collins’ performance is indicative of him being the youngest of the group. He seems shy and fucks like a jackhammer only when encouraged by his colleagues.

BARRETT LONG

BARRETT LONG

In an interesting twist, for me at least, is how at one point C.J. Knight is no longer the only ass was being plowed. Suddenly, Jed Willcox is on the receiving end of some hard cock courtesy of Barrett, Rod, Jude and Chad. For some reason it wasn’t surprising to watch the guys playing around with and sucking each others’ cocks but I guess (naively?) I figured that the only hole being packed with cock would belong to Knight. Oh well, nothing wrong with sharing the wealth, I always say!

I’m not certain how PA3 compares to other pack-attack/gang bang/tag team material out there, but one thing is for sure; sometimes quantity and quality do go hand in hand.

Cheerio!

S.R.

The Butt Stops Here

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

The title of today’s blog entry reads as if I’ll be writing about my (latest) attempt to (completely) quit smoking; not a bad idea really considering how many fags I’ve had in my mouth these past few days. (Uh, by “fags”, I mean cigarettes, of course.)

But not to worry, the Butt I’m referring to in the blog title belongs to Butt Machine Boys, a crazy-good, incredibly original site I’ve just finished exploring (and reviewing, for that matter). First launched in 2001, BMB appears to have stopped providing new episodes around March of 2004, which was not good news for its followers. However, the GREAT news is that the site re-launched earlier in 2009 and is back with the sort of vengeance that will appeal to both former and new visitors to the site.

The premise is simple enough: dudes getting it on (and off) with sex machines; and by that I don’t mean another hot, excessively horny guy. I’m talking about machinery with names like The Scorpion, Crystal Palace, Mini Mite, Buddy Fucker, and The Dragon. Some of the guys get warmed up with fun toys like dildos and metal balls, that sort of thing, before being introduced to something much more intense…and unexpectedly hot, not only for the stud on the receiving end but for those of us watching the action on-line.

The production values and look of the 2009 episodes are stunning. And while there’s obviously something very sci-fi about a guy getting fucked by a dildo that’s attached to a long metal rod and being powered by something other than a couple of small batteries, it’s surprisingly erotic, too.

The first episode I checked out, “A Businessman and His Toys” features studly Brandon Monroe unwinding after a hard day’s work by (eventually) taking a hard pounding from first the Mini Mite and then the Buddy Fucker. He’s got a great ass (kind of reminds me of my own—ha ha) and it’s pretty clear that his prostate is getting one hell of a massage from the dildo attachments.

BRANDON MONROE (and The BUDDY FUCKER)

BRANDON MONROE (and The BUDDY FUCKER)

The other episodes from 2009 are equally polished and hot, including a couple that seem inspired by the “Saw” horror films. The difference here is that the off-camera captor with the distorted voice is willing to release his prisoners on the condition that they play with a few of the toys on display in the cell. And how bad can that be when the price to be released is to release a big load of cum?

Fingers crossed that Butt Machine Boys opens an on-line store at some point in the future; preferably before the Christmas season gets here, if you know what I mean.

Cheerio!

S.R.

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