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Archive for March, 2009

Hot ‘n’ Colt

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009


I must admit that despite the fact that it’s been around for decades now, I’ve never really been all that well-acquainted with what the Colt Studio Group had to offer; however, with my recent (and lengthy) visit to the site, that’s all changed. And for the better, I might add.

Talk about hitting the jackpot. A mixture of classic (pre-condom) and contemporary feature length videos (accessible scene by scene), it’s been a while since I’ve had this much trouble determining which video to begin my review/site research with. (Equally difficult was where and when to conclude my research before composing my review!)

Although tempted to begin with one of the dozens of beefy male solos found in the Minute Man series, I’m more of a suck-and-fuck action fan and therefore decided to cut my Colt teeth on one of the dozens of man-on-man/men-on-men movie options.

TOM CHASE

TOM CHASE

One of the reasons that makes Colt such an essential site is the respect it clearly has for its users’ time. Once having selected a title from the Movies page, the following distinguishing feature allows a user to decide almost immediately if the selected movie is going to be a turn-on or not: the hard core trailer (there’s also a soft core version of each movie trailer but I can’t imagine under what circumstances one would choose the “soft” version of anything if “hard” was an option).

The hard core trailer (usually around 5 minutes or so) is essentially an explicit blow-by-blow (or fuck-by-fuck) summary of each scene to be found in the selected movie. So you get to see not only if the guys are going to be hot (and by that, I mean whether they are handsome, beefy, smooth or hairy, cock size, etc…) but also whether the action promises to be more sizzle than fizzle.  (I can’t tell you how many times I’ve invested my valuable time into a film based on either its description or the still photo appearance of one or more of its cast only to be sorely disappointed with the live action results.)

Equally user-friendly is the scene by scene option one can exercise: accompanying each scene is a photo of each of the studs you will be seeing in action. Combine that feature with the trailer one, and talk about a short cut to arousal!

With a visit to Colt, what you see is what you get.  And in both cases, that “what” is hot.

Cheerio!

S.R.

Blue Man Groupie

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009


It’s not very often that one sees an abundance of male genitalia on display at the local multiplex; well, not on-screen, that is. But that all changed for me last Friday when I slipped into the theater to check out the much-anticipated film adaptation of the graphic novel, The Watchmen. While the big budget ($150 million) flick has been met with mixed reviews and a disappointing drop of 67.7% at the domestic box office in its second weekend (earning about $90 million to date with another $50 million at the foreign box office), I personally was blown away at the screening I attended.

A fan of yummy Patrick Wilson (I still have flashbacks of him screwing Oscar winner Kate Winslet in the film, Little Children, his muscular ass passionately pounding her as she willingly receives him on the washing machine), I was very pleased to see him in bare-assed action again in The Watchmen as he made the beast with two backs with fellow super hero Malin Akerman.  But the bigger (so to speak) attraction for me was Billy Crudup’s Dr. Manhattan.

PATRICK WILSON

PATRICK WILSON

There’s a lot to find attractive about Dr. Manhattan but I’ll stick to the superficial reasons: His physique is totally porn worthy, muscular and smooth, a nice shaved head; and I have to say the fact that his skin is blue only adds to his appeal.  Oh, and he spends a noticeable amount of his screen time completely naked; which brings us back to the first part of this blog entry.

BILLY CRUDUP

BILLY CRUDUP

I can’t think of the last time I saw so much of one man’s cock on the big (and in more ways than one) screen.  Whether or not it’s a CGI effect or simply Crudup’s dick with some blue make-up applied (oh to have been the make-up artist for that particular application if that’s the case), it seems pretty realistic (translation: well hung) to the naked eye. And I have to say it was pretty amusing witnessing other people’s reactions to the increasing amount of screen time Dr. Manhattan’s cock was getting: nervous coughs from straight men, whispers and/or nods of approval between gay men (including my boyfriend and me), giggles from some of the ladies.  Funny how an actress can bare all and no one blinks an eye, but show a blue dick for more than a split second and people react; or in my case, begin to fantasize.  Blue balls have never been so hot.

Cheerio!

S.R.

Bait Bus-ted

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009


It’s been a few years (I think) since I last climbed aboard (and first reviewed) the Bait Bus, so when the opportunity to refresh my memory and review presented itself, I accepted.

The premise is simple (and deliciously cruel): a horny “straight” dude is lured into the Bait Bus with the promise of at least some oral from the gal who invited him aboard. Once blindfolded, he instead gets his dick sucked by a gay third party. While hard, but before he can shoot his load, the blindfold is removed and the horrified dude is eventually persuaded (with the promise of both money and some actual pussy pounding) to fuck his new bus buddy’s ass until both enjoy a backseat orgasm.  The baited gent is then unceremoniously dumped (not literally) from the bus, ultimately deprived of some action with the lass.  The End.

In my initial review of the site, I remember liking it but also feeling that the novelty would wear thin fast.  Turns out I may have been (gasp!) wrong, but not entirely for the reasons you may think.

Sure, Bait Bus has undergone some technical tune-ups over the years (it’s more polished and easier to navigate than before) but the premise has (for obvious reasons) remained the same.  So what’s different about it now?

Firstly, the two main gals (Sunshine and Elle) responsible for getting the gents on board (and undressed) are fun and not at all obnoxious.  Secondly, some of the dudes who get on and off are quite studly or at the very least hung. But what really makes me want to return (repeatedly) to the Bait Bus is what I discovered when viewing the episode entitled “Nice Ride Home!”: a recognizable porn star along for the ride.

“Nice Ride Home!” features “Cody Rhodes”, a carpenter from Miami who has moved to Chicago.  When he is first approached while sitting on a park bench, he’s wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses; he has a beard.  Once in the bus, when he removes his sunglasses and the baseball cap, I had one of those “Wait a minute, isn’t that…?” moments.  Not surprisingly my hunch seemed more fact once I feasted my eyes on his hard, beer can of a cock. “Hello, Tommy Defendi!” I quietly exclaimed.

TOMMY DEFENDI

TOMMY DEFENDI

For those of you unfamiliar with the sexy, lean Defendi, check out my blog from September 20, 2008, written not long after I developed a cock crush on the talented stud; which happened almost immediately after witnessing him in action on the Men Hard at Work, and College Dudes 247 sites.  So you can imagine my delight when I realized the true identity of the Bait Bus’ Cody Rhodes.

I found myself both aroused and intrigued with my discovery. I guess it was naive of me to think that ALL of those lured on board were actual amateurs, but now an added bonus from watching the Bait Bus episodes is playing the game of seeing who else on the Bus I recognize from other sites.  (I’ve already found 2 other studs, coincidentally also found at Men Hard at Work.)

So Bait Bus works on two levels.  For those fairly unfamiliar with the faces (or bodies) from other porn sites, the Bus offers a hot ride that appears to involve both amateurs and reality.  And for those of us who have been around the gay porn block more than once or twice, it’s very nice to see some recognizable (and reliable) faces and bodies hard at work.

Cheerio!

S.R.

Big Memories Old & New

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009


If I didn’t know any better, I’d say I’ve become a bit of a size queen; at least where this blog is concerned.  My last entry (so to speak) was courtesy of foot long legend-in-the- making Brit Matt Hughes; not long before that, I was drooling over sexy Jeremy Hall’s lovely tool. Today, I find myself wanting to share two other hung studs with you. So I will. Why?  Well, why the hell not, I say.

First up is Aussie-born Brad Patton (who actually retired from the industry back in July 2007), a big blond beauty with a monster cock; nice, long and uncut, VERY thick and juicy.  I stumbled upon Patton while (in between reviewing new sites) visiting the addictive pay-per-view site, MaleFlixxx.tv, and specifically checking out the hot flick Trunks 2. Patton appears in Scene 5 along with another yummy stud, Matt Cole, and the heat generated between these two gents is hot, hot, hot. The sight of the sun-kissed Patton practically bursting out of his yellow Speedo hooked me immediately.  And then when the beast was unleashed, well, I think I damn well nearly fainted.  What a pleasure to watch Cole sucking that hard cock of Patton’s (both clearly enjoying themselves) and then to watch Patton pounding his co-star’s hungry hole to the point that they both shoot admirable loads.  It’s one of those scenes that once you’ve finished watching, you actually are tempted to watch the entire scene over again.

BRAD PATTON

BRAD PATTON

Looking at Brad Patton (at great length, I might add; hey, no pun intended) made me think of another (also retired, I believe) superstar of gay porn: the one and only Ken Ryker. Like Patton, he’s tall and beefy with a massive cock. Ryker was one of my first gay porn crushes and courtesy of MaleFlixx.tv, I was able to access some of his clips.  I had nearly forgotten how gorgeous this man’s body is (was?), and how large his cock is (11 inches, baby). Good memories, indeed.

KEN RYKER

KEN RYKER

Can you remember who your first gay porn crush was? And who’s your current one? I’d love to know so feel free to e-mail me at sirrandy@sirrandy.com.

Cheerio!

S.R.

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