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Archive for January, 2007

The Wild, Wild Worst

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Not too surprisingly, given my love of film I’m stoked about the upcoming Oscar awards taking place February 27.  Nominations were recently announced and predicting winners is not going to be easy this year.  Stay tuned for mine.  I wonder how they’ll compare to yours?

Perhaps less difficult to predict will be the “winners” of that other “honor” bestowed upon films around this time of the year, the Golden Raspberry Awards…better know as the Razzies.  February 24 is the big day for those awards. 

Bad film is to be celebrated.  Accordingly, curiosity got the best (worst?) of me and (once I was able to tear myself away from the Falcon Studios site) I checked out the list of nominees in order to get an idea of how stiff the competition was where the best of the worst cinema from 2006 is concerned.  I have to say, I was thrilled to discover that out of all of the categories and films nominated, I had only seen one—and that was Superman Returns, for which Kate Bosworth received a nod for her supporting role as Lois Lane.

It wasn’t a huge shock to discover that the majority of nominated films and performances was a cinematic dog’s breakfast—or perhaps one more suited for turkey—based on reviews and in most cases, box office.

So without further a do—and proudly without having seen pretty much all of the films—here are my predictions for this year’s Razzies:

Worst Picture – Basic Instinct 2
Worst Actor – Tim Allen (The Santa Clause 3; Shaggy Dog; AND Zoom)
Worst Actress – Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct 2)
Worst Supporting Actor – David Thewlis (Basic Instinct 2)
Worst Supporting Actress – Carmen Electra (Date Move AND Scary Movie 4)
Worst Screen Couple – Hilary & Haylie Duff (Material Girls)
Worst Remake or Rip-off – Little Man (remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon “Baby Buggy Bunny?”)
Worst Prequel or Sequel – Basic Instinct 2
Worst Director – Michael Caton-Jones (Basic Instinct 2)

Good luck to all the nominees. 



Say Yes to Notes

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

After being pretty much out of commission for the first two weeks of 2007 due to a fucking nasty (not to mention stubborn) flu bug, I couldn’t wait to get to a movie theater once I started feeling better. 

Granted I had been to a number of films leading up to the chaotic holiday season in late December, there were still some which I had yet to see, and three in particular had piqued my curiosity:  Children of Men, Blood Diamond, and Notes on a Scandal.  Let’s see, sexy Clive Owen, studly Leo DiCaprio, or Dame Judi Dench & Cate Blanchett?  Ladies first…

I first saw the trailer to Notes on a Scandal a few months ago and was riveted by what I saw: a deliciously bitchy and scheming Judi Dench, a troubled and vulnerable Cate Blanchett, a naughty secret with the power to destroy lives at the core of the film’s storyline. Yum. At the time, I thought to myself, “If this movie is half as good as its trailer, then I’ll not leave the theater disappointed”.   And I didn’t.  Far from it; aside from being well acted and entertaining, Notes on a Scandal holds huge appeal for the gay men in its audience.  Not so much lesbians, I’m thinking.

Dench, all bad hair and perpetual scowl, is captivating as a school teacher looking for love in all the wrong places (ie: with her female colleagues) and willing to do whatever it takes to get what she so desperately wants (ie: a loving companion).  Blanchett has an equally meaty role as the new teacher at school who gets it on with one of her male students and whom Dench strategically befriends (and ultimately betrays) as a result of discovering Blanchett’s 15 year old (as in his age) secret. 

What makes Notes on a Scandal appealing to fags is the high (without being camp) drama, which includes Philip Glass’ (The Hours) original score, the wonderfully bitchy lines Dench gets to deliver, and Blanchett’s futile struggle to resist the charms of her horny student (the extremely well-cast Andrew Simpson, who is gratefully not 15 in real life but in fact 18, which makes it okay for me to think he’s kind of hot, right?—ha ha).

It’s no wonder that Academy Award winners Dench and Blanchett were both nominated for Golden Globes, as well as screenwriter Patrick Marber.  Don’t be surprised if all three get nods from Oscar once those nominations are revealed in the next little while.  This Scandal is practically note perfect.







Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

A belated Happy New Year’s to all.  Although I’ve been hard at work compiling my TOP 10 HOT SITES of 2006 list, I really kind of expected to have shared it with you before now. Alas, after a delightful yet chaotic holiday season, I was knocked on my lovely ass by a nasty flu bug…on (of all days) January 1.  While hoping to start the year with a bang, I had to settle for unwelcome chills, aches and pains.  Poor Sir Randy. 

Nine days later and my condition has shifted from flu to massive head cold. But at least I feel well enough to get on-line and share with you my favorite sites of the past year.  This is the second year I’ve compiled such a list and while many of last year’s TOP 10 were contenders, only 2 made a return visit to this year’s list.  (I’m happy to say, I visited so many hot sites this past year that narrowing it down to 10 was not an easy thing for me to do.)

Full reviews for each site can be found at (where else) the HOT SITES page at Sir Randy, and I’m sure at some point in the near future the list will appear on my home page with an easy link to each site’s full review. 

So without further ado, here are my TOP 10 HOT SITES of 2006:

  1. MEN AT PLAY – This sizzling suit sex site set in London simply blew me away like no other site this past year. 
  2. RANDY BLUE – Appearing on my list for a second year in a row, there are many good (not to mention hot) reasons why Randy continues to love Randy.
  3. EXTRA BIG DICKS, MEN OVER 30, CIRCLE JERK BOYS – All three of these sites are worth the price of a membership, but when you sign up for one you automatically have access to the other two.  So much cock at such a great price.
  4. LATIN BOYZ – Another hold-over from my 2005 TOP 10.  Check it out and you’ll see why.
  5. FALCON XXX – Falcon Studios is the classy grand-daddy of gay porn and has the equivalent of the Cock Hall of Fame to prove it.
  6. GAY VIDEO BOX – A thoughtful, well priced site where I first discovered the oh so studly and talented T.J. Jordan.
  7. HOT STUDS – This site has more going for it than clips featuring T.J. Jordan but for me that was enough to keep me coming back.
  8. STRAIGHT GUYS FOR GAY EYES – Who knew that watching ultra-sexy straight guys getting in on with the ladies would be such a turn on for this bottom?
  9. HORNY BOY – Self-sucking dudes is just one of this site’s worthwhile attractions.
  10. WHACK IT WORLD – An amateur site that succeeds at keeping it real.

God only knows what 2007 will have in store for me but I for one can’t wait to find out!

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