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Let’s face it; everyone who masturbates has a bit of a personalized technique for reaching orgasm. And the first-practice-makes-perfect-with-self approach is often a transferable skill that others can benefit from, too. But while jerking yourself off is a somewhat common occurrence, when was the last time you gave yourself a blow-job? That’s what I thought.

This isn’t to say that to do so is impossible. Just check out the dudes on Horny Boy and you’ll see that for some guys, self-sucking is second nature to them. Are they born contortionists or simply reaping the benefits of doing a lot of yoga? In any event it’s a great site to discover—my new review of Horny Boy can be found on the “hot sites” page of Sir Randy—and unlike many others out there, this one has the welcome taste of a certified original.

What makes Horny Boy additionally enjoyable is that aside from the novelty of these talented gents going down on themselves, there is plenty of other oral and anal action (involving at least one other person) to keep you entertained (read: aroused) for hours. My personal fave is the “Seven on One” segments, where a very fortunate bottom discovers his lucky number by sucking off and then getting fucked by seven really hot guys with oh so beautiful cocks.

Damn, thinking of Horny Boy is getting this boy horny. Meaning, it’s time to sign off…so I can get off.

Cheers!
S.R.

Grey Gardens, the brilliant 1976 documentary about Jackie O’s beyond eccentric aunt and cousin is part tragedy, part comedy and now thanks to a gifted contributor on You Tube, is equipped with a music video clip deserving of heavy rotation on MTV.

For those unfamiliar with the film, you should really check it out (especially if you are a bit of drama queen, or know someone who is). In Entertainment Weekly’s listing (from a few years ago) of the Top Cult Films of All-Time, Grey Gardens came in at a respectable # 33 and is accurately described as “Proof positive that when an aristocratic American family gets big enough, some relatives will wind up shut-ins at an overgrown, feline-infested East Hampton mansion belting out shrill show tunes and feeding wild raccoons whole bags of Wonder bread in the attic. This bizarre, sad and touching portrait of elderly Edith Bouvier Beale (Jackie Kennedy’s aunt) and her middle-aged ex-model daughter “Little” Edie, instantly became one of the most talked-about documentaries of all time.”

And now comes word that the story of Edith and “Little” Edie is getting the Hollywood treatment with Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore in starring roles. Needless to say, the new film should be interesting; particularly to fans of the documentary.

But back to the music video clip. Someone on You Tube has selected scenes from Grey Gardens—ones that showcase the lovely and loonie “Little” Edie—and set it to Madonna’s recent hit “Hung Up”. The results are hilarious and will have you scratching your head wondering how someone knew that the perfect score for Edie’s dance “performances” would be this song.

The best way to access the clip is to go to You Tube and then enter “Hung Up Edie Beale” into the search engine. It’s such a perfect match that you’ll be shaking your head in disbelief while shaking your ass in time with the tune. And then pick up a copy of Grey Gardens. Like the music clip it’s an experience not to be missed, but for completely different reasons.

Cheers,
S.R.

It’s funny how you can go from not seeing someone at all to suddenly seeing them seemingly everywhere; whether it be an old friend (or ex lover) on the street to a familiar face such as impressive actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Up until now, JG-L is best known for his 6 year run on the clever sitcom 3rd Rock from the Sun. That’s bound to change if his post-Rock work continues on the same path it has been for at least the past couple of years. In 2005, he appeared in Gregg Araki’s film, Mysterious Skin, and gave a brilliant, captivating performance as a young hustler haunted by the memory of childhood abuse. I’ve never been a big Araki fan—in fact most of the films of his that I have seen, I’ve ended up hating—but I was reminded by all the critical praise the film received when I happened upon it at my local DVD store. And as a gay man, there’s always something fundamentally fascinating about any film with a young hustler in it, especially if he has the sizzling looks of JG-L. Needless to say, I rented it and really enjoyed the film largely in part to JG-L’s involvement but also because of Araki’s handling of the material.

It’s not long after that when I was attending a screening of the wonderful film The Squid and the Whale with a friend of mine. We were both intrigued by one of the trailers preceding the featured film, for a film called Brick. Brick won the Special Jury Prize at the 2005 Sundance Festival and is a film noir piece set in and around a Southern California high school. And who is its lead actor, this time with shaggy hair and glasses? None other than JG-L. And now that it’s been released, guess who’ll be seeing it in the near future? None other than Sir Randy.

My JG-L sightings don’t stop there. I was recently checking out NOW magazine on-line and in the April 6-12 issue, JG-L is the cover story. And having not had the time to pick up April’s Vanity Fair, I borrowed a copy of the Teri Hatcher-ed cover from a friend of mine to read. And there he is again on page 185.

JG-L’s next two projects look quite interesting. He plays a young, upstart killer in Killshot, a film directed by John Madden (Shakespeare in Love), based on the Elmore Leonard novel and also starring Diane Lane, Mickey Rourke and (the yummy) Johnny Knoxville. In The Lookout, JG-L portrays a physically challenged janitor who becomes part of a heist at the bank which employs him.

For many television stars, it’s often a difficult transition from the small box to the big screen. But while Joseph Gordon-Levitt may have spent some time on the third rock from the sun, it’s evident that was merely a launch pad for better things to come, challenging roles to conquer, and more fans to collect along the way.

Cheers,

S.R.

Who knew that a visit to the family home would lead to my discovery of the 100 Sexiest Soap Hunks of All Time? Yesterday, as I was discussing the addictive Fox series “24” with my parents and younger brother, it occurred to me that I might miss this week’s episode due to a CD launch party I am to attend.

As I searched the TV Guide to confirm the program’s airtime, I discovered an article about the hot male bods of daytime television. Not only did it make reference to an on-line listing of the “100 Sexiest Soap Hunks” (of all time) but to an entire website, Soap Hunks, dedicated to these sexy suds studs. And while TV Guide did share the identity of THE Sexiest (Don Diamont, Brad of Y&R), I was ever so curious to see who the other 99 contenders were. Not trusting my hit and miss memory, I instantly wrote down the website’s address for a later-in-the-day investigation.

Arriving home last night, I uncorked a bottle of Merlot and fired up my laptop. In no time at all, my laptop wasn’t the only thing turned on. Before exploring the Top 100, I discovered that there were originally 360 qualifiers, with 13 judges (of both sexes and orientations) awarding points for Face, Body, Sex Appeal, and Years in Daytime.

As to be expected, I am not in agreement with the ranking of some of the studs on the list (some were rated too highly, others not highly enough) but at the same time, there are very few on the list who I wouldn’t welcome into my bed with open legs—er, I mean arms.

In alphabetical order, here’s my personal list of the 15 Sexiest Soap Hunks of All Time; I’ve placed their ranking from the Official Soap Hunks Top 100 List in brackets.

1. Cameron Mathison – Ryan, All My Children (# 7)
2. Eric Martsolf – Ethan, Passions (# 86)
3. J. Eddie Peck – Ex-Jake, All My Children; ex-Cole, Y&R; ex Hawk, Days of Our Lives (# 88)
4. Jason-Shane Scott – Ex-Will, One Life to Live; ex-Chad, Y&R (# 81)
5. Jesse Metcalfe – Ex-Miguel, Passions (# 18)
6. Jon Hensley – Holden, As the World Turns (# 44)
7. Justin Hartley – Ex-Fox, Passions (# 24)
8. Mark Collier – Mike, As the World Turns (# 3)
9. Mark Valley – Ex-Jack, Days of Our Lives (# 68)
10. Matt Battaglia – Ex-J.L., Days of Our Lives (# 50)
11. Michael Park – Jack, As the World Turns (# 32)
12. Ryan Carnes – Ex-Lucas, General Hospital (# 66)
13. Thad Luckinbill – J.T., Y&R (# 99)
14. Timothy Gibbs – Ex-Kevin, One Life to Live; ex-Gary, Another World; ex-Dash, Santa Barbara (# 87)
15. Tyler Christopher – Nikolas, General Hospital (# 20)

I’m always on the look out for hot sites and despite the lack of complete nudity, Soap Hunks still offers plenty of shirtless sizzle. There’s a whole lot of grade A beef here to be enjoyed. But don’t take my word for it. Check it out for yourself and compile your own Top (or Bottoms) 15 wish list.

Cheers,

S.R.

I was over at a friend’s place a few days ago about to look at some photos of his from an on-line album when I noticed an icon on his computer screen entitled “Colin Farrell”. “What’s in that file?” I inquired, my fingers crossed and my palms dampening. “I mean, is it…?”

“…the sex video?” he offered with a smile, a dead giveaway of what I now knew was only a double-click away from my curious eyes. “Do you want to see it?”

Do I want to see it? I wondered to myself. Do I want to see it? I certainly knew that I didn’t need to see it. I also knew that the subject of the video probably didn’t want me to see it either. More than a few months have passed since the existence of the video became news, and despite initially receiving countless e-mail invitations to a private screening of the Irish stud’s privates’ performance, it’s something I never pursued. So why should now be any different? The media’s interest had all but petered out, so why should mine be any different?

“Well of course I want to see it!” I found my inner size queen squealing with delicious curiosity. So much for doing the right thing.

The clip itself isn’t all that long—the same cannot be said for Farrell, I’m happy to say—but is a memorable cockumentary for those wondering what all the fuss has been about.

I have to say that I was mildly disappointed to discover that this intimate sexcapade between the actor and his then girlfriend appears to have been around the time of the filming of “Daredevil”, when Farrell’s head was shaved bald. He’s much sexier when he’s got those bad boy brunette locks hanging in his eyes and teasing his shoulders. And he’s just as sexy when his hair is shorter, even to the military extreme it was in “Tigerland”. Completely bald is my least favorite look for Farrell, but it’s still sexy as fuck.

His cock is a timeless beauty though. A more than enough-to-work-with length and a meaty girth that would make any bottom’s bottom hurt so good just thinking about it; or any straight gal’s pussy wet with hunger. It’s definitely something to be proud of.

The brief clip covers a lot of territory. Colin receives oral and also dines on his moaning lover (this guy’s tongue is as impressive as his manhood). His cock is allowed some quality up close screen time before enjoying some deep C diving. And throughout the video, his distinctly naughty voice can be heard which only adds to the turn-on factor.

While Colin Farrell’s body of work may be hit and miss, there’s no question that certain parts of his body needn’t any work at all.

Cheers!

S.R.